How do you make yourself pass out.?

Question

I need to pass out in school okay. i know its bad for you so dont say that in the answers and please just tell me how you do it. no pain please lol. also im 13 5'8 and 142 pounds. i have a flat stomach but my arms and big and my legs. i have a very small waist though. why am i so disproportioned??

Answer 1

Who Knows Why you're disporportioned But!
I have the answer to passing yourself out
Bahahaha
Ok listen carefully
1.Crouch down Like stomach to thighs
2.Hyperventalate (Breathe as hard as you can as long as you can) long breaths Breath in and out about 20 times
3.On your last breath Hold...Hold and stand straight up
4.Take your arms and squeeeeeeze your chest
5.You'll be out before you know it
Have Fun =)
Oh ps Do it in the grass or you'll learn the hard way

Answer 2

Please do not try this at home!! When I tried this I thought it would be harmless. But I guess I learned the hard way. After hyperventilating, and blowing on my thumb, everything went black, but for some odd reason I still felt like I was awake in a dreamy kind of way. I soon woke up In instant pain, with my body on the floor and my head next to my crappy wooden desk, which was right next to my bed. I was confused and realized that this actually had worked. I didn't know how long I was passed out for. After having jolts of major pain in my face, I ran to the bathroom to see that I had a huge blood gash in my left cheek, which made me panic. I went back into my room to see how this had happen. And had noticed that the corner of my desk was very chipped with blood on it. At first I planned that if I did actually pass out, I would fall backwards with my back facing my bed. But instead I fell to the left and landed with my face hitting my desk landing on the floor.

Answer 3

at 13 you are not finished growing, so there will be some disproportion until you do reach full growth. As for making yourself pass out, I've seen three year olds hold their breath until they passed out, but they get very red and it is obvious what they are doing, most moms just wait it out, they pass out and immediately start breathing again and come to almost instantly. So short of the control it takes to hold your breath for up to 5 minutes, there ain't no way. Try growing up.

Answer 4

You might feel diproportioned because you are 13 years old and you are growing like a weed. In a few month you might have a way different look!
Sorry, I will not help you out with the passing out info. It's too dangerous to do. If you feel the urge to "pass out" just play it....just pretend you are fainting.

Answer 5

take a hammer to the head :(

Answer 6

I just don't understand in your question and your sigh for help, what passing out has to do with your age, height and weight, unless you are trying to avoid gym class because you think you don't need it.

If someone bopps you on the head to try and knock some common sense into you, that might make you pass out!!!

Answer 7

theres a pressure point on the upper shoulder area in the back your friend can push while you deeply inhale. go look up passing out pressure point or something my babydaddy did it to his brother

Answer 8

Its really the same hyperventilate thing that everyone talks about but if you are going to do it please have a soft place to land or someone you can trust to catch you because people but up their faces trying to do it.

Answer 9

Ya know, they will probably call for an ambulance and then call your parents. They might not be too happy about your fake pass out.

Answer 10

Why would you want to? Maybe 'cause you missed a homework assignment? You have a test coming up that you didn't study for? Perhaps you should start growing up and taking a bit of responsibility for yourself instead of trying to "pass out" whenever some responsibility comes up.. BTW, what does passing out have to do with you having big arms and legs, and a small waist?