2007-05-07 06:33:06 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Some of the messages in sermons are pretty cheesy.
2007-05-07 06:35:58 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mine does! I go to a Universalist Church and they are big on fellowship after church. We get cheese when someone brings in. :D
On Sabbaths is Allllll about the food. So I have some there too. You guys are getting robbed with no cheese.
2007-05-07 13:37:02 · answer #2 · answered by ~Heathen Princess~ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Because there is already enough cheese in the faith.
Unicorns? Talking donkeys? Coming back from the dead? rip-offs of pagan religions? Very cheesy stuff.
If it weren't for the fact that people believed this junk, any movie inspired by the bible (especially old testament) would just be a B movie.
2007-05-07 13:42:50 · answer #3 · answered by Mike K 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Haven't you heard, the Church is going broke, so they can't afford it.. I think one mob serves crackers, and wine.. Which in ritual terms is cannibalism, but we won't enter into that at this time of morning... Love and Light.. BB.. )O(
2007-05-07 13:46:04 · answer #4 · answered by Bunge 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
The church offers the milk(cheese) of spiritual knowledge to all those who aren't ready for the 'meat' of spiritual knowledge
2007-05-07 13:37:22 · answer #5 · answered by Rob 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a surprise. An atheist insulting Christians. In other words, an atheist with nothing better to do. Seems common among you folk.
2007-05-07 13:39:11 · answer #6 · answered by Rick 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Because it's the Lord's Supper, not the Lord's Buffet Table.
2007-05-07 13:48:09 · answer #7 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lactose intolerance?
2007-05-07 13:36:56 · answer #8 · answered by Max Marie, OFS 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
They already serve crackers and wine what more do you want.
2007-05-07 13:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by Quantrill 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Yeah, something (anything) to jazz up those stale crackers.
2007-05-07 13:36:56 · answer #10 · answered by Klawed Klawson 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋