CHINESE SICK LEAVE: "I NO COME WORK TODAY!!!"
Hung Chow calls into work and says, "Hey, I no come work today, I really
sick. Got headache, stomach ache and legs hurt, I no come work."
The boss says, "You know something, Hung Chow, I really need you today.
When I feel like this, I go to my wife and tell her to give me sex.
That makes everything better and I go to work. You try that."
Two hours later Hung Chow calls again. "I do what you say and I feel
great. I be at work soon......... You got nice house."
2007-05-07 06:30:53 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
....still funny!!
A guy phones up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains. The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week." The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?" "Coz," he replied laughing, "I just love hearing it..."
2007-05-07 06:40:41 · answer #1 · answered by Chris R 3 · 5⤊ 1⤋
people just don't have nothing better to do then pick on Michael Jackson that joke and all his jokes are not funny and sick.
2016-05-17 10:36:16 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lmao 10/10
2007-05-07 06:40:04 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL heres a star
2007-05-07 07:48:01 · answer #4 · answered by brooke,<3 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sick, but still funny
2007-05-07 07:25:26 · answer #5 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
No, Just hilariously funny.
2007-05-07 07:04:21 · answer #6 · answered by Wildman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Got that right was sorta low.
2007-05-07 06:58:15 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
10/10 that made me laugh lol lol lol
2007-05-07 06:38:29 · answer #8 · answered by hayley s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats really funny.
:o)
2007-05-07 14:03:21 · answer #9 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
holy sh*t thats a good one ooh god my sides hurt
2007-05-07 06:37:45 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋