A van driver picks up young female hitchhicker and after they've travelled some distance he propositions her. She agrees and suggests they get into the back of the van but he tells he her it's full of plumbing equipment.
"I know," he says. "Let's do it on the bonnet." So throwing all caution the wind, they climb aboard and start bon*ing away. The passion is getting stronger, the van is swaying from side to side and at the crucial moment he flings himself away and hit his back on the aerial. The next day, it's still very painful so he goes along to the doctors.
"Mmm...that's the worst case of Van Aerial disease I've ever seen." said the doc.
2007-05-07 04:43:00 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Very punny fidgety.
Did you hear about the Irish band who were doing a gig at a Dublin discotheque owned by their manager,Sam Frank?
The gig was a great success and afterwards they all went out to dinner to celebrate.They didn't want to leave their instruments in the van for fear of theft so they decided to take them into the restaurant.The guitarist collected his guitar from the back of the van,the flautist picked up his flute,but the harpist couldn't find her instrument anywhere.She was beside herself with worry.
"What's the matter?" asked one of the band.
And the poor girl burst into song."I left my harp in Sam Frank's disco."
2007-05-07 11:36:22 · answer #1 · answered by the gunners 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
L O L 10/10
2007-05-07 04:51:09 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good One
2007-05-07 05:02:18 · answer #3 · answered by dialrb 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one fingers worth 10/10+
2007-05-07 09:28:26 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hilarious! It took me a moment to get it, but i have been laughing ever since.
2007-05-07 04:58:14 · answer #5 · answered by mynameismebutidontknowdidit 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Bravo!! Pure genius!
2007-05-07 05:06:56 · answer #6 · answered by hurler14 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
stable one. a dentist asks his woman affected person if she's ok. she replies "i think of i could fairly have a toddler than a filling." so the dentist says "properly make your recommendations up, i'm going to ought to alter the chair."
2016-10-04 12:25:05 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice!
2007-05-07 07:49:08 · answer #8 · answered by willie 57 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-07 04:50:36 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny!!
2007-05-07 04:48:30 · answer #10 · answered by Doll 101 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋