Three men were captured by savage Indians in the depths of the jungle.
They were told to go out and collect one type of fruit and bring it back to the camp. Two returned quickly. The first had gathered cherries and as a torture, he had to put them up his backside.
Watching this the second man looked on aghast as he had gathered oranges, but just then the third man arrived back and the second man started to smile.
"What is it?" said the first. "Aren't you worried? Look at the size of those oranges!".
"No", replied the second man. "I've just seen Sharky return and he's got melons. :)
2007-05-07 04:31:19 · 17 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ummmmmmmm why me?
2007-05-07 10:44:54 · answer #1 · answered by Sharky Vl 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
L O L 9/10
2007-05-07 04:53:07 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is good, but I heard it a different way...
There were three friends walking in the woods when all of a sudden the devil popped out of nowhere.
The devil said, "Each or you go and pick 10 pieces of fruit or I'll kill you now."
So, the first man returned with 10 apples and the devil said, "Shove all these up your butt without making a sound and I won't kill you."
The man tried to do it, but screamed in pain after the second apple.
A flash of fire consumed and killed him.
Just then, the second man returned with 10 blue berries and the devil said, "Shove all of those up your butt without making a sound and I won't kill you."
The man starts to shove the fruit up there, and gets nine of them in when he suddenly bursts out laughing.
A flash of fire then consumes and kills him.
Up in heaven, God asks the second man, "Why did you make a sound when you were so close to finishing the task and staying alive?"
To which the man replied, "I couldn't help bu laugh, I saw my other buddy coming back with a bunch of pineapples."
2007-05-07 04:49:39 · answer #3 · answered by Inferno13 6 · 3⤊ 0⤋
heard it before but it still raised a smile!
curious about the sharky reference tho
2007-05-07 04:35:54 · answer #4 · answered by Jamie F 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
that will give him the runs 10/10
2007-05-07 09:33:33 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Getting old....been around the block a couple of times!
2007-05-07 04:45:16 · answer #6 · answered by gardenerswv 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
undesirable luck Shark supporters and that i quite recommend it! I in basic terms desire Archer isn't the ref for next week GF because quite the Storms did not provoke me one bit they in basic terms took good thing about undesirable ref calls and sharkys blunders. Manly is waiting.
2016-10-18 06:14:56 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-07 04:47:08 · answer #8 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one!
2007-05-07 05:45:51 · answer #9 · answered by shadowstormemily 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
so so, but it seemed to need a little more at the punchline
2007-05-07 04:38:27 · answer #10 · answered by Damon S 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
funny but infernos was funnier
2007-05-07 04:54:14 · answer #11 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋