A cardiac specialist died and at his funeral the coffin was placed in front of huge mock up of a heart made up of flowers. When the pastor finished with the sermon and eulogy, and after everyone said their good-byes, the heart opened, the coffin rolled inside and the heart closed.
Just then one of the mourners burst into laughter, "I was thinking about my own funeral" the man replied.
"What's so funny about that?"
"I'm a gynecologist."
2007-05-07 04:17:33 · 61 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Good one. Star.
2007-05-07 04:24:02 · answer #1 · answered by Land Warrior 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
In a local hospital, a gentleman had made several attempts to get
into
the men's restroom, but it had always been occupied. A nurse noticed
his predicament. "Sir", she said "You may use the ladies room if you
promise not to touch any of the buttons on the wall."
He did what he needed to, and as he sat there he noticed the buttons
he had promised not to touch. Each button was identified by letters: WW,
WA, PP, and a red one labelled ATR
Who would know if he touched them?
He couldn't resist. He pushed WW warm water was sprayed gently upon
his bottom. What a nice feeling, he thought. Men restrooms don't have nice
things like this. Anticipating greater pleasure, he pushed the WA
button. Warm air replaced the warm water, gently drying his underside.
When this stopped, he pushed the PP button. A large powder puff
caressed his bottom adding a fragile scent of spring flower to this unbelievable pleasure. The
ladies restroom was more than a restroom, it is tender loving pleasure. When
the powder puff completed its pleasure, he couldn't wait push the ATR
button which he knew would be supreme ecstasy.
Next thing he knew he opened his eyes, he was in a hospital bed, and a
nurse was staring down at him. "What happened?" he exclaimed. The last
thing I remember was pushing the ATR button then passed out.
"The button ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover. Your penis is under your pillow
2007-05-14 00:04:01 · answer #2 · answered by boris the spider 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. Funny
2007-05-14 13:47:04 · answer #3 · answered by Ollie 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ohh this 1 really made me laugh! Have a Star xxxx
2007-05-14 03:48:44 · answer #4 · answered by x Danielle x 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Thats funny as you like. 10/10.
2007-05-14 21:36:20 · answer #5 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao 10/10 plus a star.
2007-05-14 06:54:31 · answer #6 · answered by hayley s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
another gd 1 lmao 10/10
2007-05-07 04:52:07 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
now thats funny 10/10 +
2007-05-07 09:35:35 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice.
2007-05-07 04:25:17 · answer #9 · answered by brandon s 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
he he he excellent 10/10
2007-05-07 06:07:52 · answer #10 · answered by cherry45uk 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋