Paddy & Murphy visit a prostitute. Paddy goes into the bedroom. He comes out 10mins later & says, Heck, my wife is better than that." It's Murphy's turn and he goes in... He comes out 10mins later and says, "You know Paddy? Your wife is better."
2007-05-07 03:50:22 · 39 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
good one irish girl 10/10
2007-05-07 09:38:05 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
you met the wife then or paddy has pmsl good one girl 10/10
2007-05-07 11:55:15 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
large. a salesperson knocked on the door of a house in a sparkling housing progression and a woman responded the door. He began, "Ma'am, i'm merchandising the latest innovation in vacuums, it somewhat is the final little device I even have seen in a protracted time," and with that, he proceeded to offload on her new carpet a mix of ketchup, salsa, dirt, grape juice, and so on. as she watched, horrified. He pronounced, "If this vacuum would not freshen up that mess, i visit devour it!" She pronounced, "could you like a fork?! we've not have been given the ability on yet!"
2016-10-30 13:27:49 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny lol. 10/10
2007-05-07 03:54:40 · answer #4 · answered by richard_beckham2001 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
and that 1 was really funny lol 10/10+*
2007-05-07 16:04:47 · answer #5 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha thats funny. Total shock!
2007-05-07 03:54:56 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
too funny!!
This guy takes his girlfriend out to dinner (at a buffet of course). They then go back to her apartment, sit down on the couch, and start smooching. Suddenly he leaves a big fart. Not wanting to embarrass him, his girlfriend says, "Fido, get out from under this sofa". They go back to their smooching, and a while later he leaves another loud fart. Once again she says louder, "Fido get out from under this sofa." As they get back into the throws of passion, yet again he blasts another fart, and his girlfriend says, " Fido get out from under this sofa - before he sh!ts all over you."
2007-05-07 04:08:54 · answer #7 · answered by Chris R 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Nice one
2007-05-07 04:21:15 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
excellent! very funny. 10 out of 10 and another star for you. i wish there was a continuation....
2007-05-07 10:28:39 · answer #9 · answered by realstylesint'l 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nice Ha Ha Ha
Bless you
2007-05-07 03:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by paddy m 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋