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2007-05-07 03:28:18 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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I just arrived. They didn't even start persecuting me today :(

I need more!

2007-05-07 03:31:48 · answer #1 · answered by ? 6 · 3 0

Today is a good day to die,(from Star Trek sillies, don't get your knickers in a bunch). Any wannabe parasitice vampires you meet, tell them werewolves come from the infection of artificial intelligence hairless apes get from travelling flea bites. We werewolves can be right proper Christian folk and usually sit in Pews to the Pastor's Left at Sunday worship. Werewolves for Jesus!

2007-05-07 03:44:48 · answer #2 · answered by Princessa Macha Venial 5 · 2 0

No No No.....way too early on a Monday morning for that. Ask me by the end of day. That is the real test.

Oh! And let me know if I can be condemning or judgmental.

We gotta help each other out, Deke.

2007-05-07 03:36:10 · answer #3 · answered by AJM 5 · 1 0

deke.................
religion's love is persecution...
and supression of the Soul, Heart and Mind !

So, if you're NOT in religion, then you'll be persecuted by religion everyday of YourLife,
unless You do this and elininate religious persecution from YourLife:

Create a Private, Personal, Direct, Divine Relationship with Our Creator and save your Soul from religion's and atheist's beliefs.

Love and Believe in Our Creator;
Love and Believe in Yourself.

Only with Our Creator's Love and Peace will we be Truly Free!

Without God, there is No Love; Without religion, there are No Wars!

"religion is Spiritual fraud"; "religion is the Worse invention of humanity" - Jesus Christ, Buddha and any one else with Spiritual intelligence.

atheists = all the people in religion = all the ignorant fundamentalists = all the cults/superstitions

2007-05-07 03:36:53 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

Ummm what do you feel like persecuting me for today? What?! I need to know so I can prepare myself properly. ;-)

2007-05-07 03:34:02 · answer #5 · answered by Janet L 6 · 2 0

Wow, did you notice you have an anti-fan now Deke? As above, right around the middle, there's DEKE SUCKS. I only wish I could inspire such enmity. Deke you are the wind beneath my wings.

2007-05-07 03:37:37 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 2 0

Persecute away.

2007-05-07 03:33:07 · answer #7 · answered by <><><> 6 · 1 0

not feeling very persecuted today!
perhaps you could convert me to one of the major religions?

2007-05-07 03:34:50 · answer #8 · answered by . 6 · 2 0

Not yet but then I must actually respect someone before I truly care what they think.I really do not even know you. I also tend to pay no attention to those trying to steal my peace. God bless you anyway.
Peace Be With You,
Debra

2007-05-07 03:37:47 · answer #9 · answered by Debra M. Wishing Peace To All 7 · 1 0

Yeah, hey I believe in the Lord of Coffee every morning, for He provides me with Chocolate Raspberry creaminess always. What can you say against my Coffeeism?

Achoo (the new Amen)

2007-05-07 03:33:08 · answer #10 · answered by Cold Fart 6 · 1 1

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