A gentleman had a serious problem. He had made several attempts to get
into the men's restroom, but found it to be occupied. A lady noticed that he
was walking funny, taking small steps, and with a look of pain and anxiety
on his face.
"Sir," she said, "the ladies restroom is unoccupied.You may use it if you promise not to touch any of the buttons on the
wall."
He was about to pop, and would have promised anything, so he agreed to
her terms. The relief was pure joy, and as he sat there, savoring the
feeling, he noticed the buttons he had promised not to touch. Three white
buttons were identified by the letters: WW , WA , and PP, and there was one
red button labeled ATR.
Who would really know if he touched them? He couldn't just sit there
and resist a challenge like this, so he pushed the WW button. Warm water
was sprayed gently upon his bottom. Such a nice feeling came over him.
The men's restroom didn't have nice things like this.
Anticipating even greater pleasure, he pressed the WA button. Warm Air replaced the warm water,wafted and swirled about,gently
drying his underside.
He knew what he was going to do when the warm air stopped,and
without hesitation, he pressed the PP button. A large powder puff caressed
his bottom, adding a fragrant scent of spring flowers to his unbelievable
pleasure. The ladies room was far more than a restroom; it was a place of tender loving pleasure!
He could hardly wait for the powder puff to quit. When it did, he
pushed what he knew was going to be the ultimate joy!...
He knew he was in the hospital as soon as he opened his eyes. A nurse
was staring down at him with a smirk on her face.
"What happened? How did I get here? The last thing I remember, I was
in the ladies restroom!''
"You pushed too many buttons," replied the nurse, as her smirk expanded
to a grin.
"That last button marked ATR is an Automatic Tampon Remover.
Your penis is under your pillow."
2007-05-07 03:11:46 · 33 answers · asked by richard_beckham2001 7 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lol...worth the long read hahaha
2007-05-07 03:17:11 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ohhh men. They're just as bad as blondes ps: check out my jokes A PRAYER and PRIEST OF THE KKK
2016-05-17 09:14:11 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny, and so true, follow directions Men or this could happen 2 you or worse.
2007-05-07 03:19:59 · answer #3 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ive heard it before but it stil makes me laugh
2007-05-07 04:54:59 · answer #4 · answered by Richard H 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg pmsl 10/10
2007-05-07 03:23:23 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very funny next maybe he will listen. But that had to hurt .
2007-05-07 03:29:22 · answer #6 · answered by Christina K 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is very funny, thankyou for the laugh!
2007-05-07 06:55:08 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
OMG!
That was very hilarious, Thanx for the laugh.
2007-05-07 03:19:48 · answer #8 · answered by police 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-07 03:51:02 · answer #9 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hyuk, hyuk, hyuk!
Thanks for a monday morning laugh.
2007-05-07 03:18:39 · answer #10 · answered by Experto Credo 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
that's sooooo funny!!!!! I love it!!! I'm going to email that joke to my boyfriend and best friend!!!! I love it!!! 15/10!!!! A star for you and your joke!!! good one!!! keep it up! *wink*
2007-05-07 04:24:45 · answer #11 · answered by bunnielover 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋