After a long night of making love, the young guy rolled over, pulled out a cigarette from his jeans and searched for his lighter.
Unable to find it, he asked the girl if she had one at hand.
"There might be some matches in the top drawer," she replied.
He opened the drawer of the bedside table and found a box of matches sitting neatly on top of a framed picture of another man.
Naturally, the guy began to worry.
"Is this your husband?" he inquired nervously.
"No, silly," she replied, snuggling up to him.
"Your boyfriend then?" he asked.
"No, not at all," she said, nibbling away at his ear.
"Well, who is he then?" demanded the bewildered guy.
Calmly, the girl replied, "That's me before the operation."
2007-05-07 02:53:35 · 21 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
oh your wicked but i like it pmsl 10/10
2007-05-07 11:56:30 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 0⤋
the guy must be nearly swallowed the cigar lmao 10?10+*
2007-05-07 16:06:52 · answer #2 · answered by oo00dawn00oo 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
i know a friend that has happend to the only problem was they where an item for about 6 month b4 he/she told him about the op. i still laugh now :)
2007-05-07 07:01:29 · answer #3 · answered by hayley s 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That very funny. keep going this is gonna be shared with a few of my friends
2007-05-07 03:39:17 · answer #4 · answered by Christina K 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! Good one! 10!
2007-05-07 03:49:42 · answer #5 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good one
2007-05-07 05:50:12 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
that would put you right of yuk 10/10
2007-05-07 09:41:19 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol Funny
2007-05-07 06:02:37 · answer #8 · answered by Brooklynn 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Lol. hahaha
2007-05-07 07:13:58 · answer #9 · answered by MK <>< 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
awwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww thats awful
2007-05-07 03:02:10 · answer #10 · answered by DeE DEe 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋