An 18 year old Italian girl tells her Mom that she has missed her period for 2 months. Very worried, the mother goes to the drugstore and buys a pregnancy kit. The test result shows that the girl is pregnant.
Shouting, cursing, crying, the mother says, "who was the pig that did this to you? I want to know!"
The girl picks up the phone and makes a call. Half an hour later, a Ferrari stops in front of their house. A mature and distinguished man with gray hair and impeccably dressed in an Armani suit steps out of the of the Ferrari and enters the house.
He sits in the living room with the father, mother, and the girl and tells them:
"Good morning; your daughter has informed me of the problem. I can't marry her because of my personal family situation but I'll take charge . I will pay all costs and provide for your daughter for the rest of her life. Additionally, if a girl is born, I will bequeath a Ferrari, a beach house, 2 retail stores, a townhouse, a beach front villa, and a $2,000,000 bank account.
If a boy is born, my legacy will be two factories and a $4,000,000 bank account. If twins, they each will receive a factory and $2,000,000.
However, if there is a miscarriage, what do you suggest I do?"
At this point, the father, who had remained silent, places a hand firmly on the man's shoulder and tells him, "You F+@K her again!"
2007-05-07 02:43:36 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
This Father wanted his baby to be secure........what an ******.
2007-05-07 03:35:44 · update #1
Lol!!!!!! Hmmm can you tell me that last sentence again!!!! Hmmm Sexy C I want you to F*ck me again please daddy!!
2007-05-07 03:03:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
Man, what kind of father was he?
dad always tell their children to be virgin until the day you are married, he tell the guy to F*** his daughter?!?!?!?!?!?!
2007-05-07 02:57:08 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-07 04:58:37 · answer #3 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was a real funny one, totally loved it!
2007-05-07 05:54:31 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG OMG LMAS
that was really funny
2007-05-07 02:52:12 · answer #5 · answered by dracos_better_half_123 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
very funny poor gurl
2007-05-07 02:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by kibebrau 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha omg
2007-05-07 02:47:32 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
OMG that
was brilliant
2007-05-07 02:50:38 · answer #8 · answered by DeE DEe 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMFAO BAD FATHER LOVE IT
2007-05-07 02:47:10 · answer #9 · answered by lita 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
That is funny!
2007-05-07 02:47:38 · answer #10 · answered by Coolguyzbro 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋