I want to remove the middle man and give money directly to God.How do I do that?Does God accept Visa?
2007-05-06 21:06:51 · 29 answers · asked by Tobeornottobe 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
No, I'm afraid he only accepts cash.
But, to eliminate the middle man, go down to your local ATM and get at least $400, preferably in small bills (he likes variety). Then, mail first-class to "Kaitlyn Meissner." He will receive it there. This is a great way to strengthen your relationship with god. The more money you send, the more he'll love you.
God bless.
2007-05-06 21:17:32 · answer #1 · answered by Katie M 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
You don't need to give God your money. There earth is the Lord's and everything in it. If he wanted something, including money, he wouldn't tell you!
However, if you talk about tithes and offerings in the the church - that is not your money, that's God's money. Don't ask me how it ended in your bank account. God made you a steward of that money, and expects you to be faithful with it. He demands that you be responsible with everything that he gives you and be accountable.
If you decide to drink, smoke and do drugs with the money that God has placed for your keeping, the government might allow you to get away with such crimes - but God will surely catch up with you.
Take care and have a great day.
God loves you!
2007-05-07 04:48:06 · answer #2 · answered by RealArsenalFan 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
You can only do it through a spiritual leader such as Pat Robertson who has been blessed to spread the word of God.
You cannot give God money cause he owns everything. Having said that pat Robertson is sweeping up cash$$$ daily and placing it under his bed. Pat wipes just fall for his crap and it just proves how shallow people can be when they have nothing else to turn to in terms of belief.
2007-05-07 04:22:42 · answer #3 · answered by Steven C 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
There are two ways to do this:
#1. Put your money inside of a balloon....fill the balloon with helium and send it off.
#2. Give your money to people in need.
I'm not sure about the Visa thing.......it might require a middle-man. You could ask a local church about that one.
2007-05-07 04:17:20 · answer #4 · answered by ? 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
The Way and directions That God gives is in Mal.3:8-11, and when you do your part God promises to do His but your misunderstanding, we live in a world that has a sin problem, everyone because Adam and Eve sinned and pulled the plug on life everyone dies, and that money which is God's anyway is used by God for the support to the salvation of others, and in Matt.25 starting at verse 34, we are told whatsoever we have done to others we have done TO CHRIST HIMSELF, so support those who work at the gospel, find out more free bible lessons www.amazingfacts.org talk to me also wgr88@yahoo.com God bless
2007-05-07 04:14:51 · answer #5 · answered by wgr88 6 · 0⤊ 1⤋
after tax none left take it from me people on the dole they are so called bludgers get aprox $200.00 may be a little bit more
now they have to go to the shop which the tax takes 60% of there fuel bill to go shopping alone there are 26 taxes on butter not counting the gst, then they have to buy other goods,
and pay 10%gst on most of the goods they purchase,plus the other taxes which are on the goods that they purchase.
it seems to me after the tax take there coast they are not really giving the people the big $200.00 could some one tell me the so called bludgers really get out of this $200.00.
2007-05-07 04:24:47 · answer #6 · answered by david p 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOVE the question! Did you ever see the movie "The Man who Sued God", starring Billy Connelly?
It's well worth a watch.
Keep up the good work!
2007-05-07 04:23:57 · answer #7 · answered by The Master 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Sorry but it does not work that way. Jesus said that what ever we do to the least of others we do to Him. One way to give God money is to give the money to the poor. The poor are the middle people.
2007-05-07 04:17:58 · answer #8 · answered by Mary W 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
It really do sent mean anything unless you don't expect anything in return..
I think that your trying to bye one of god's tickets into heaven!
Keep your money and find something that helps other people and makes you feel fa filled in life, That would make him happy I think :)
2007-05-07 04:15:57 · answer #9 · answered by Jazz 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think he has Telecheck. But if it's returned, oh boy are you up for a world of hurt!!!!
But I know he doesn't take credit, a place in heaven isn't a timeshare in Fiji, he needs to know you have the cash!!!
$$$
2007-05-07 04:21:38 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋