the one that makes me lol gets 10 points for best answer
2007-05-06 21:00:40 · 5 answers · asked by brown 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
A girl asks her boyfriend to come over Friday night and have
dinner with her parents. Since this is such a big event, the
girl announces to her boyfriend that after dinner, she would
like to go out and make love for the first time.
Well, the boy is ecstatic, but he has never had sex before, so
he takes a trip to the pharmacist to get some condoms. The
pharmacist helps the boy for about an hour. He tells the boy
everything there is to know about condoms and sex.
At the register, the pharmacist asks the boy how many condoms
hed like to buy, a 3-pack, 10-pack, or family pack. The boy
insists on the family pack because he thinks he will be rather
busy, it being his first time and all.
That night, the boy shows up at the girls parents house and
meets his girlfriend at the door. Oh, Im so excited for you to
meet my parents, come on in
The boy goes inside and is taken to the dinner table where the
girls parents are seated. The boy quickly offers to say grace
and bows his head.
A minute passes, and the boy is still deep in prayer, with his
head down.
10 minutes pass, and still no movement from the boy.
Finally, after 20 minutes with his head down, the girlfriend
leans over and whispers to the boyfriend, I had no idea you
were this religious.
The boy turns, and whispers back, I had no idea your father was
a pharmacist!!!
ONE MORE
In a sunday school class, the teacher asked the students. When you go to heaven, what part of your body will reach first?
One little girl said her hands, because when she prays her hands point to heaven. Another girl said her heart, because when she prays, it all comes from her heart.
And a little boy spoke up and said his feet would reach first. The teacher couldn't figure this out, so she asked the boy, "How did you come up with feet?"
He said, well the other night i got thirsty, so I got up to get a drink. I passed mommy and daddy's room, and mommy was lying on her back, with her feet in the air yelling "GOD I'M COMMING!"
But, she couldn't go because daddy was holding her down
2007-05-06 21:19:03 · answer #1 · answered by 007 2 · 3⤊ 0⤋
A 70 year old widow puts an AD out for a new husband.
"Must not Hit me, must not run around on me, and must be good in bed. Only seniors apply."
Her door bell rings one day and a old man with no arms or legs is in a wheelchair when she opens the door.
"I'm here for the ad mam" he say's. She replies, " Sure, uh, but you don't have any arms?" He say's " therefor I can not hit you right?" She pauses...
"You have no arms either sir." "Therefor I cannot run around on you". After a few seconds she then replies "Well uh, are you good in Bed?"
" I rang the doorbell didn't I?"
2007-05-07 04:17:43 · answer #2 · answered by fastfreedombailbonds 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Q. How do you kill an Italian?
A. Slam the toilet seat on his head while he's getting a drink of water
Q. Why does the new Italian Navy have glass bottomed boats?
A. So they can see the old Italian Navy
Q. Why do Polacks wear hats?
A. So they know which end to wipe
Have a great day...............
2007-05-07 04:19:07 · answer #3 · answered by Bhaskar 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
IN CASE ATTEMPTS
DON'T RESIST!
volunteer to lower his pants down to his knees,,..raise your skirt and run!!
a woman with a skirt up runs faster than a man with pants down...hehehe!!!
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NAME 5 Road signs that describe d female:
1.Deep excavation
2.Slippery when wet
3.Stop on red signal
4.slow-down on curves and humps
5. MEN ON WORK!
2007-05-07 04:08:40 · answer #4 · answered by jess 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
which two letters are rotten for ur teeth?
answer> D K
2007-05-07 04:10:11 · answer #5 · answered by aSiKha 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋