I think it is time to give up on women altogether. How do I go about becoming a hermit?

Question

Yeah a full fledged hermit, not just some shut-in. (If I wanted that I could just go buy a copy of World of Warcraft and I'd be set.)

The whole living in a cave in a desolate landscape thing would be ideal. Although I must say slippy's "two holes" paradigm seems to make sense.

Answer 1

Move to an island like Master Roshi from DBZ (sorry. lame geek joke.)! Maybe you should try widening your pool of ladies to fish from before turning to hermiting. Ask yourself "is that your final answer?" when it comes to giving up on love or finding that one lady.

To become a hermit, first move somewhere desolate. Everything else just falls into place I'd presume :-L

Answer 2

Aww...Lol, I gave up on guys a while ago...
Being a hermit is something you really have to want, and be ok with.
I feel happy and peaceful alone. (Though I have 2 close friends, they live far away..!)
But with the exception of them, I stopped answering my cell, my emails from certain people. Rented lots of movies, spent more time with my dogs, read more, wrote more. I take a lot of long drives to random places!
I feel good without all of the relationship drama and all of the crap a lot of the people my age are getting into.

Answer 3

Any guy can find the right woman. Just meet as many women as possible. Whenever you meet an attractive woman, introduce yourself, smile, and ask her if she would like to get some coffee. Be confident but polite. Women like men who are confident.

You might have to ask out 100 women before you meet the right one. Never give up.

Answer 4

I am so sorry that you feel that way. Some of us are gentle, loving, creative, nurturing, sexy, and magnificent. Not all of us are bad you know, most of us are just wonderful creatures of love.
I think you are having a bad night with the ladies. No worries, in the morning....it will all disappear. That is the sweet thing about time, and dreams...they help create diversion...try to have sweet dreams, and then it will appear fresh tomorrow.
I will say a prayer for you!
Blessings

Answer 5

Arrange for a job you can do from home? Actually, all you need to do is to stop dating and stop going to places where there are single women. You don't need to become a hermit.

Answer 6

You're on the right track with this idea. Give up completely, drop out, hang out with no one but yourself. Eventually you will learn things about yourself that will explain the behavior of all those women toward you. Then you can change and reinvent yourself.

Answer 7

"It used to be so great to be a man. Women were there to please us. They'd look after the kids and we go out and have a good time. That's the natural order of things." ~ Al Bundy.

Forget becoming a hermit man... Join No Ma'am !

The organization's goal is to prevent the ascent of female masterhood. While NO MA'AM wishes to prevent the rise of women, the very ideals they stand for (beer, bikinis, and eating) often prevent them from doing much else besides drinking, reading "Big-Uns" magazines, and gorging themselves on snack food.

Then...

We need to end women's suffrage

No, not suffering, SUFFRAGE = the right to vote....

watch this clip:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-uPcthZL2RE

Let's take it all back!

Answer 8

Were not all bad! Keep trying mate what doesnt kill ya will only make you stronger
But just get a tazer for if they try to kill you!

Answer 9

Hang in there brother. Don't worry about it too much. She is out there and waiting for you too. In the mean time, live it up. It won't be long till she is nagging you about something.

Answer 10

LOL
Bless your heart. Sorry you're having so much trouble.

Rent the movie Castaway. You'll pick up pointers in no time!

Sandy