So this guy dies and appears before God. God says to him, "I've decided that you're going to be reincarnated. And since you were so good in your past life I'll let you be whatever you want in your next life."
The guy thinks about it and says, "You know, God, I really don't care what I'm reincarnated as. Just as long as I'm surrounded by p**** my entire life."
God nods and says, "You got it."
So the guy comes back to life as a tampon.
2007-05-06 19:01:09 · 21 answers · asked by girlie 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
YOHO YOHO A PIRATES LIFE FOR MEEEEE! :)
2007-05-06 19:02:49 · answer #1 · answered by Mr. Elf 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
A boy obtained three needs from a genie. When the genie requested for his first want, the boy stated "i wish to have a bath with my mommy!" So the genie granted his first want. In the bathe together with his mother, the little boy noticed whatever and stated "Oh mommy seem at that bush down there!" After the bathe, the genie requested the boy for his 2d want. The boy wanted to have a bath together with his father now. During the bathe, the little boy as soon as once more noticed whatever down there, nevertheless it was once special. Once once more the boy requested "Daddy, whats that fats snake doing down there?" Finally, for his third and last want, the boy wanted to have a bath with each his mom and his father. The little boy instantly screamed out "Look mommy, daddy!!! The snake goes within the bush!!" Do you get it ;D Don't inquire from me why the boy requested to have a bath... its lovely bizarre to me too LOL
2016-09-05 10:54:07 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here in Australia we have a football player with the nickname Tampon- because he's in one week and out 3.
2007-05-06 19:06:12 · answer #3 · answered by Alan J 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
there were three men that were very bad. god said that he doesn't want them in heaven or hell. so Jesus tells them that they can be the first word they say. so god sends them away. they found them falling off a cliff. the first man said eagle and he flew away. the second man said lion and fell on the ground and ran away. the third man said sh*it and....................splat..................goes the third man
2007-05-06 19:07:50 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAOOOO... omg, the poor dude.
Short life... live for up to 8 hours, then get flushed away.
2007-05-06 19:04:38 · answer #5 · answered by twilight 3 · 6⤊ 0⤋
Hahaahahah.
Thats Funny! =]]
2007-05-06 19:06:12 · answer #6 · answered by Janet1 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Very cute, Girlie. ;) I wonder if he liked it in his next life or not. With his mentality, he probably did. He he. :D
2007-05-06 19:04:36 · answer #7 · answered by ? 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
An old one.
2007-05-06 19:06:24 · answer #8 · answered by elliebear 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Should have asked to be a woman.
2007-05-06 19:06:34 · answer #9 · answered by MISS K.I.A. 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Would serve him right.
2007-05-06 19:04:33 · answer #10 · answered by Morningstar 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LOL good one
2007-05-06 19:07:17 · answer #11 · answered by SouthParkRocks 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋