2007-05-06 16:47:11 · 44 answers · asked by Joe 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
I've seen:
Flush twice it's a long way to the deli(in a grocery store)
Notice: -OSHA reg. 1474-436
All turds 6 inches or longer must be lowered by hand due to the splash factor ( in a porta potty written very neatly would have looked official if wasn't written directly on the wall)
2007-05-06 17:06:24 · update #1
Our aim is to keep the toilet clean. You 'aim' wold definitely help.
2007-05-06 20:06:01 · answer #1 · answered by el_ahava 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
uncertain yet this reminds me of something humorous that befell a whilst lower back. My companion and that i've got been having lunch with a pair all of us comprehend and we've been speaking approximately telephone numbers written on restroom partitions. The boyfriend opened his enormous mouth and complained that he did no longer like all the numbers on the restroom partitions as they have been all disconnected numbers. The seem on his face as his lady pal glared at him became into powerful!!
2016-12-17 06:04:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
When I was in 6th grade I went on a class trip and on the wall of the restroom was an ad for flavored condoms and then a disposer!!!! We were all so grossed out, but it was SO funny! lol. We learned a lot that day....hah hah hah!!!!
2007-05-07 13:36:00 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
not on the wall but a prank
I walked inside the restroom and saw a balloon taped to the WALL!! It said," Pop for a suprise!." So I did. When I popped it, a truckload of sh** fell out. LOLOL
2007-05-06 17:00:20 · answer #4 · answered by speedyboy1232001 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Over an old style cloth towel dispenser that forms a continuous loop when you pull it down and rolls back up as you use it:
DO NOT HANG HEAD IN TOWEL LOOP
Someone must of hung his/herself for that sign to be there.
2007-05-06 16:54:59 · answer #5 · answered by Laying Low- Not an Ivy Leaguer 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
The complete version of
Here I sit broken hearted.
Spent a dime but only farted.
Once I left I took a chance,
tried to fart but s**t my pants!
2007-05-14 14:39:05 · answer #6 · answered by Dnefuu 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've seen -
Kilroy IS here...
And another favorite, which I saw in a university once, on the floor. - You are sitting at a 87 degree angle to read this.
2007-05-11 19:55:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What always makes me laugh and shake my head is when I read one of those "Susan Loves Joe 4-Ever!" type of messages...I'm always thinking how weird it is that someone wants to write their declaration of "undying love" on a filthy bathroom wall!
lulu
2007-05-13 20:12:14 · answer #8 · answered by La Lulu 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Here I set on the pooper, giving birth to another state trooper.
&
I glance at the left to take a peak, at the man on my left taking a leak.
I laugh out loud at his tiny pr*ck,
Fore I've never seen such a shrivled d*ck.
To my surprise,
I make the connection, d*mn I'm starring at my own reflection.
2007-05-06 16:54:26 · answer #9 · answered by OZzY MoTo 2 · 4⤊ 0⤋
In a bathroom on the Music floor of a University
the door would not close properly - and the note was
"Please wiggle Handel" (spelled like the composer)
under it was the reply - - - - - - -
"If I do, will it wiggle Bach?"
cheers!
2007-05-06 16:53:08 · answer #10 · answered by tomkat1528 5 · 10⤊ 0⤋
A verse from the Bible,so inappropiate!
2007-05-14 03:46:58 · answer #11 · answered by Tita 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋