2007-05-06 12:58:32 · 13 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Jesus was the son of a frisky angel and a human.
The true son of God has a fuzzy tail.
2007-05-06 14:41:55 · answer #1 · answered by Sarcasma 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
"Defective squirrel" might be a better name for you. :'>
Apparently they did not shoot you for food, but to end yer irritating chatter.
Why aint y'all dead ?
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By the way, JESUS IS GOD.
(stop jesting in HIS NAME)
( if it please the court)
( your every move is being recorded and will be used against you )
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Ephesians 5 (New International Version)
1 Be imitators of God, therefore, as dearly loved children 2and live a life of
love, just as Christ loved us and gave himself up for us as a fragrant offering and
sacrifice to God.
3 But among you there must not be even a hint of sexual immorality, or of any
kind of impurity, or of greed, because these are improper for God's holy people.
>>>>>>> 4 Nor should there be obscenity, foolish talk or coarse joking, which are
out of place, but rather thanksgiving.
5 For of this you can be sure: No immoral, impure or greedy person—such a man is
an idolater—has any inheritance in the kingdom of Christ and of God.
6 Let no one deceive you with empty words, for because of such things God's wrath
comes on those who are disobedient.
7 Therefore do not be partners with them.
8 For you were once darkness, but now you are light in the Lord. Live as children
of light
9 (for the fruit of the light consists in all goodness, righteousness and truth)
10 and find out what pleases the Lord. 11Have nothing to do with the fruitless
deeds of darkness, but rather expose them.
12 For it is shameful even to mention what the disobedient do in secret.
13 But everything exposed by the light becomes visible,
14 for it is light that makes everything visible. This is why it is said:
"Wake up, O sleeper,
rise from the dead,
and Christ will shine on you."
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dave
2007-05-06 20:36:44 · answer #2 · answered by dave777 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋
The front "tail" was probably pretty fuzzy. I don't think there were any razors back then.
2007-05-06 20:03:05 · answer #3 · answered by Armand Steel 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
He did... They just don't show us that in the pictures. The Church is conspiring against us... they don't want us to know that God is an OD'ed squirrel.
2007-05-07 00:03:59 · answer #4 · answered by Freq, Grandparent of Y!A 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
4 a second there I thought this was being asked by God's Kitty...
2007-05-06 20:02:01 · answer #5 · answered by seth_nightlord777 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He did, but the Mohel was drunk when he performed the circumcision, and he wound up snipping the wrong appendage.
2007-05-06 20:07:48 · answer #6 · answered by MMMM 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
He kept it hidden under those long robes he always wore. He kept a stash of nuts under there, too.
2007-05-06 20:03:34 · answer #7 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It was of course, docked at birth...for a sleeker appearance you know.
2007-05-06 20:26:01 · answer #8 · answered by .......... 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I. don't. know.
You're messing with my mind, Squirrel!
(I love ya' anyway, here's a couple of peanuts!)
2007-05-06 20:04:00 · answer #9 · answered by Lisa the Pooh 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Quite the stumper...
2007-05-06 20:01:27 · answer #10 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋