There's an English man a French man and an Italian man sitting in a pub all talking about what they do after making love with there women.
The Italian man says after I've finished making love, i tickle my woman's back and she rises 2 inches of the bed in shearer pleasures.
The French man says that's nothing. When I've finished making love with my lady, i lick her body from head to toe and she rises 2 feet off the bed in shearer pleasures.
The English bloke says that's nothing.
When I've finished sha gging me bird i get up and
wipe my d ic k clean on the curtains and she hits the
fu**ing ceiling.
2007-05-06
11:35:52
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