I have an uncle that teaches his kids that Dinosaur bones in museums are made of plaster by evil democrats to convince kids to turn away from Jesus....
He also sends out bulletins telling people not to let their kids go trick or treating because the evil gays will put AIDS in the candy... that they are only allowed to do it on Satan's holliday...
2007-05-06 10:58:44 · 14 answers · asked by rabble rouser 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I've heard several radio preachers say that the United States government is now building concentration camps for evangelical Christians, and is also mass-producing guillotines to kill them all. FEMA (the Federal Emergency Management Agency) already has all of the God-fearing Christians' names and addresses on file and is just waiting to deport them all to the nearest death camp. There are tons of conspiracy theories about FEMA and its American concentration camps, but opinion varies on who's going to be put into those camps. Google "FEMA death camp" or some similar phrase, and you'll probably get plenty of hits.
2007-05-06 11:07:08 · answer #1 · answered by solarius 7 · 3⤊ 0⤋
there are a number of ridiculous. a million) the only that American government or G. Bush have been at the back of 9/11 is fairly stable. G. Bush wouldn‘t be waiting to administration piss in a brewery. 2) yet another one much extra ridiculous is that G. Bush and media advised human beings the fact approximately 9/11 and there is no conspiracy and each thing became performed by potential of Osama from a crumple Afghanistan. One ought to be thoroughly mad to have confidence the expert tale - that‘s extra ridiculous than style a million.
2016-10-14 22:42:50 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well... I read this huge long article about how the Beatles were sent by Satan to kill everyone or something... I actually took more offense to that one than I did laugh at it because I'm a Beatles freak...
In general it was childish and incredibly inaccurate. I mean the person wrote that John was the one who yelled out at the end of Helter Skelter. Stupid idiot. The person also made a bunch of obscure references to the Titanic...
2007-05-06 11:05:22 · answer #3 · answered by xx. 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Hmmm...coincidence....it just came down the pipeline from some of my friends that supposedly the millamin poisoned, wheat glutton and the anti-freeze in bottles marked glycerin from China were meant, not for pet food or counterfeit medicine, but for the bread and wine of the Christian Communion ceremonies.
The first two uses have already been factually reported all over the media.
2007-05-06 11:15:31 · answer #4 · answered by Terry 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
That the Smurfs were pagans, and performed witchcraft and rituals...I mean, THE SMURFS! OF ALL THINGS! I love that damn cartoon, and it got pulled off the air because some uptight, good-for-nothing, wasp-y, fat, ugly, retard housewife got offended at the cutest blue creatures ever invented!
Did she even listen to those very important lessons Papa Smurf tried teaching to everyone? Come on woman, lighten up! I know it is a small scale, but that crap upsets me too. ~N
2007-05-06 13:20:21 · answer #5 · answered by pitsargenaf 4 · 3⤊ 0⤋
That on June 29, 1963, high Vatican officials perfomed a ritual which enthroned Satan as head of the Roman Catholic Church.
2007-05-06 11:08:35 · answer #6 · answered by Anne F 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
From a bizarre website-turn your sound down when you go to this site. Here's just a tidbit:
"I want to give you some information about two demons that were recently revealed to me. The first one's name is "GYROMANCY". GYROMANCY is appearing on the new FRUITOPIA bottled fruit drink. GYROMANCY is a COIL like the coil on your electric stove. GYROMANCY'S design is to keep you moving in "circles", so you never accomplish your goals. GYROMANCY is the COIL inside the picture of the palm readers hand. GYROMANCY is the COIL that hypnotists have you stare at to put you OUT. GYROMANCY unlike the gyroscope tries to keep you OUT OF BALANCE. The Lord showed me that GYROMANCY, is on the "belly" of the POKEMON figures that are recently being released in BURGER KINGS. POKEMON in Japanese means "POCKET MONSTER". These little toys come in all shapes, one is a UNICORN, there are gold plated tokens and secret boxes to place the figures in which draws the children to buy them. I have heard children in stores, BEGGING their parents for POKEMON gameboys, videos and games... THIS IS OUT OF CONTROL... (TAKE A BREATH)
The "DARK BLUE" POKEMON figure has a COIL on his belly. The COIL is the OPEN DOOR to the DEMONIC WITCHCRAFT attack being brought into homes. The COIL is also appearing on the BURGER KING sacks at present and I am seeing this COIL on many products in the store.
LAWRYS SEASON SALT has it! Isn't this bizarre???? We were even in Red Lobster and the plates we were being served on, has the spiral COIL throughout the center and on the outside edge were 8 fish with spirals in their belly.
2007-05-06 11:07:48 · answer #7 · answered by Julia Sugarbaker 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
One of my great-uncles believes that gays are under the influence of Satan and are sent out to convert everyone to homosexuality and that by spreading AIDS to heterosexual people, it will turn them gay. He thinks AIDS is really just gay-ness in disease form brought on by satan and that anyone who gets AIDS will automatically turn gay.
2007-05-06 11:06:09 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Fred Phelps is the most perverse thing masquerading as a religious person.
2007-05-06 11:08:41 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
There is a god that demands that you behave in a certain way or you will go to hell for eternity.
2007-05-06 11:48:29 · answer #10 · answered by Fred 7 · 0⤊ 1⤋