Five Englishmen boarded a train just behind five Scots, who, as a group had only purchased one ticket.
Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots piled into the toilet stall at the back of the car.
As the conductor passed the stall, he knocked and called "Tickets, please!" and one of the Scots slid a ticket under the door. It was punched, pushed back under the door, and when it was safe all the Scots came out and took their seats.
2007-05-06 10:39:25 · 15 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
The Englishmen were tremendously impressed by the Scots' ingenuity.
On the trip back, the five Englishmen decided to try this themselves and purchased only one ticket.
They noticed that, oddly, the Scots had not purchased any tickets this time. Anyway, again, just before the conductor came through, the Scots piled into one of the toilet stalls, the Englishmen into the other.
Then one of the Scots leaned out, knocked on the Englishmen's stall and called "Ticket, Please!"
When the ticket slid out under the door, he picked it up and quickly closed the door.
2007-05-06 10:39:47 · update #1
Ha Ha ha ha Ha..... Very Good.
2007-05-06 17:15:41 · answer #1 · answered by Robert B 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1 lol 10/10
2007-05-07 05:58:49 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
good 1
2007-05-06 17:47:06 · answer #3 · answered by Angela G 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Those are some really smart scots.
2007-05-06 17:43:11 · answer #4 · answered by martinpaul2001 3 · 1⤊ 1⤋
i can't wait to see my English friend to tell him that. He is always giving me a tough time because I am French.
2007-05-06 18:10:14 · answer #5 · answered by ? 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-06 17:49:37 · answer #6 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
As usual Honey, you are the best.
2007-05-06 19:10:45 · answer #7 · answered by Anthony F 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whats the question?
2007-05-06 17:43:17 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
That was grrrrreat! Heraraious.
2007-05-06 18:28:38 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha it hilarious i would have done the same thing
2007-05-06 17:43:14 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋