Its a 2001 laguna dci, another car will be used to hit the car
2007-05-06 10:30:49 · 26 answers · asked by Paul H 1 in Cars & Transportation ➔ Insurance & Registration
Staging an insurance claim is fraud, which is a crime. Anyone to give you advice on how to to it would technically be guilty as an accessory before the fact.
Fraudulent claims cost everyone, in the form of higher insurance premiums. The odds are that the insurance company will find out about your scheme, especially now that you have expressed your intent here, listing the year and type vehicle.
2007-05-06 10:39:58 · answer #1 · answered by fire4511 7 · 5⤊ 0⤋
Ok, well, I've read all the other comments, many submitted it appears by the Taliban.
So you wanna commit the perfect crime and get away with it, but naturally you are worried some gumshoe at the insurance company might twig. Seems straightforward enough. As everyone else says, you gotta make it so unbelievable, that no one would ever doubt it. So here a few suggestions.
Leave it at a major football match with the wrong team colours flying out the window.
Leave it parked over night somewhere like Drumchapel in Glasgow, it will never be seen again.
Park it illegally, where it is bound to be towed away, but loosen a few strategic nuts and bolts so it falls apart as soon as they pick it of the ground.
Re-register it in Ken Livingstone's name and commit every parking offence possible in London, then park in the middle of Trafalgar Sq stuffed full of bird seed and sell the story to the news papers.
Park it somewhere it is likely to get clamped, then super glue the clamp lock, and make sure it falls apart when they try and pick it up
Get sponsored to drive it to the top of the highest mountain in Scotland or Wales, or maybe better to the bottom of a quary.
Hey, there's and idea, dump it in the bottom of a flooded quary as a home for fish and place of interest to divers.
Hope this is helpful, do I deserve best answer?
2007-05-07 06:05:19 · answer #2 · answered by scott l 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Well, you need to make sure it doesn't look staged. For that, you need to stand in front of the car as your buddy runs into it with the other car. They might not investigate you for insurance fraud if both your legs end up amputated.
Dumb putz!
Insurance fraud is investigated vigorously. You are going to write your car off, and won't get a dime for it. You will also have a criminal record, will be made to pay the insurance company's expenses, and could even end up in jail.
2007-05-06 15:52:39 · answer #3 · answered by Fred C 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
People who commit insurance fraud, cause the general population to have to pay high insurance premiums. Some day, you will have a nice car and want to have good insurance that will fully cover everything and anything without having a huge deductible. When that day comes it will cost you big bucks! If you don't get caught and end up in jail first. Mistakes like that come back to bite us one way or another!
2007-05-06 10:51:17 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
Insurance of the past would just right this off but insurance of today will investigate this and you will be found out.
After they are finished with you and after you get out of prison, you will have a very hard time getting insurance for yourself and all I can say "TO BAD".
It is people like you that make our insurance rates go through the roof and what ever happens to you if would hope that you will learn a lesson.
2007-05-08 03:24:27 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I think you would be very stupid to do this. Insurers use voice technology to figure out when they are being told a truth or a lie. Besides this you don't want to get done for insurance fraud with the possibility of going to jail. I guess you will just have to work hard to pay for things like the rest of us!
2007-05-08 02:59:37 · answer #6 · answered by vera-ann 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paul be very careful I am an insurer,so you're partial to a bit of fiddling are you for your sake I hope it does'nt backfire on you.I wonder how you would feel if maybe your wife or girlfriend started playing around? Obviously another man would be used to hit the spot. how would you like a bit of your own medicine, what about the impact of that ?
After all she would probably think like you it's only a bit of fiddling.
2007-05-06 11:06:29 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
How naive are you? Insurance companies are so tight with their money that you wouldn't get anywhere near the market value for it. Wouldn't it just be easier to sell it?
By the way you have already committed a crime - conspiracy to commit an act of fraud. Watch out for the soap in the showers.
2007-05-06 20:16:57 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Does the word FRAUD mean anything to you? If you are caught you could go to jail and no insurance company in the country will insure you. Don't be a fool!
2007-05-06 10:38:43 · answer #9 · answered by ? 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Head on crash at high speed, but the problem with that is the injuries maybe serious, and both cars end up as write off's.
2007-05-07 00:41:12 · answer #10 · answered by WelshLad 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋