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A man was driving down the road and ran out of gas. Just at that
moment, a bee flew in his window.
The bee said, "What seems to be the problem"?
"I'm out of gas."
The bee told the man to wait right there and flew away. Minutes
later, the man watched as an entire swarm of bees flew to his car and
into his gas tank. After a few minutes, the bees flew out.
"Try it now," said one bee.
The man turned the ignition key and the car started right up.
"Wow!" the man exclaimed. "What did you put in my gas tank"?

The bee answered , "BP."

2007-05-06 09:50:46 · 20 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music Jokes & Riddles

20 answers

o i get it!!!LOL

2007-05-06 09:55:21 · answer #1 · answered by shortncute4life415 2 · 0 1

Excellent

2007-05-06 16:55:35 · answer #2 · answered by Natlo ♀♀ 7 · 0 0

It took me a few seconds to get that, not bad. 7/10

2007-05-06 16:55:22 · answer #3 · answered by Honey 5 · 0 0

Not very funny! 5/10!

2007-05-06 17:27:05 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0 0

Brilliant...

2007-05-06 16:54:43 · answer #5 · answered by Wildman 4 · 0 0

Once again really good,i've always loved that joke.

2007-05-06 17:59:35 · answer #6 · answered by Mandi 2 · 0 0

Thats not funny. Sorry.

2007-05-06 16:54:41 · answer #7 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0 0

honey

2007-05-06 17:29:18 · answer #8 · answered by jay 2 · 0 0

I give it 1.5/10.

2007-05-06 16:54:15 · answer #9 · answered by blopop 4 · 0 0

blopop is far too generous.

2007-05-06 16:55:49 · answer #10 · answered by lulu 6 · 0 0

Great material! Post more when you get a moment! Thanks! Nick

2007-05-06 17:09:12 · answer #11 · answered by nicknick1956 1 · 0 0

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