Father O conner keeps chickens behind the church in a coop. one sunday he goes to feed them and finds the ****´s gone missing. He knows about the **** fighting in the village, so at mass he questions the congregation.
"has anybody got a ****" all the men stand up.
"No No i meant has anybody seen a ****" all the women stand up.
"No No No thats not what i meant either, i meant has anyone seen my ****"
16 Altar boys, 2 Priests and a goat stood up
2007-05-06 09:44:38 · 14 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
****´s = co ck
2007-05-06 09:46:25 · update #1
I just fell off my chair and peed myself. Thanks, that was brilliant.
2007-05-06 09:56:57 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
In a small cathedral a janitor was cleaning the pews between services when he was approached by the minister. The minister asked the janitor, "Could you go into the confessional and listen to confessions for me? I really have to go to the bathroom and the Widow McGee is coming. She tends to go on but never really does anything worthy of serious repentance, so when she's done just give her 10 Hail Mary's and I'll be right back."
Being the helpful sort, the janitor agreed. Just as expected the Widow McGee came into the booth and started her confession. "Oh Father, I fear I have done the unforgivable. I have given into carnal thoughts and have had oral sex."
Stunned, the janitor had no idea how to handle this situation. Surely 10 Hail Mary's would not do. So, in a moment of desperation the janitor peered his head out of the confessional and asked an altar boy, "Son, what does the minister give for oral sex?"
In reply the altar boy said, "Two Snickers bars and a Coke."
2007-05-06 10:57:25 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
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2016-11-25 22:33:58 · answer #3 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That's hilarious :-))
I love english humour. It's a shame I can't translate it to tell my french friends, it wouldn't work.
2007-05-06 09:54:07 · answer #4 · answered by Natlo ♀♀ 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I live in the countryside and am woken by a c**k every morning.
2007-05-06 09:53:19 · answer #5 · answered by Shona L 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hilarious! Simply hilarious.
2007-05-06 09:53:37 · answer #6 · answered by Matt 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
i stood up too..lol..
psych naw
nice joke
2007-05-08 10:23:20 · answer #7 · answered by SEXY32 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
THT IS ONE OF THE MOST HALARIOUS JOKES EVER....STAR, WISH I COULD GIVE 5 STARS
2007-05-06 09:50:31 · answer #8 · answered by KÖoÌSÍÄy€r5 - "S" 4 SÍ 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hehe that was fascinating and funny
2007-05-06 10:01:18 · answer #9 · answered by alourdeja j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was so funny
2007-05-06 09:52:08 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋