A husband and wife were sitting in church and the priest was reading the story of adam and eve. the wife started to fall asleep in her seat so her husband poked her with a pen in her arm to wake her up, but the wife fell asleep again, and again the husband poked her in the arm. Then the priest said
"after they had had their 15th son, eve said to adam"
just as the wifes husband poked her in the arm and she said
"if you stick that thing in me one more time i swear i'll snap it in half and shove it up your hole!"
2007-05-06 09:34:56 · 19 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Quite like it! I'm sure some people will find it offensive though!!!
2007-05-06 09:39:13 · answer #1 · answered by vwsal22 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Sorry, I gave a better version of that on here the other day. Read it in my profile. A star for your effort. X
2007-05-06 16:59:02 · answer #2 · answered by Honey 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Chuckle.
2007-05-06 16:44:48 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-06 18:59:36 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol.....u should add
"Everyone looked at the husband and wife and the preach told them to shut up and listen."
it would make it more interesting.....just a suggestion!
2007-05-06 16:39:39 · answer #5 · answered by --------------------------- 2 · 0⤊ 2⤋
That really got me laughing, cheers.
2007-05-06 17:10:22 · answer #6 · answered by funnelweb 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-06 17:21:23 · answer #7 · answered by Antoine J 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol ive never heard that 1!!
2007-05-06 16:44:48 · answer #8 · answered by shortncute4life415 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
already heard it before and u told it wrong so..sorry dude
2007-05-06 16:43:56 · answer #9 · answered by krazykat 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
oh wow hahahahaha lmao
2007-05-06 16:43:19 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋