How will you get into heaven?

Question

An exasperated mother, whose son was always getting into mischief, finally asked him, "How do you expect to get into Heaven?"

The boy thought it over and said,

"Well, I'll just run in and out and in and out and keep slamming the door until

St. Peter says 'For Heaven's sake, Jimmy, come in or stay out!'

Answer 1

haha pmsl 10/10

Answer 2

Psalms 7:1-17 1 O Lord my God, in thee do I put my trust: save me from all them that persecute me, and deliver me:
2 Lest he tear my soul like a lion, rending it in pieces, while there is none to deliver.
3 O Lord my God, if I have done this; if there be iniquity in my hands;
4 If I have rewarded evil unto him that was at peace with me; (yea, I have delivered him that without cause is mine enemy:)
5 Let the enemy persecute my soul, and take it; yea, let him tread down my life upon the earth, and lay mine honour in the dust. Selah.
6 Arise, O Lord, in thine anger, lift up thyself because of the rage of mine enemies: and awake for me to the judgment that thou hast commanded.
7 So shall the congregation of the people compass thee about: for their sakes therefore return thou on high.
8  The Lord shall judge the people: judge me, O Lord, according to my righteousness, and according to mine integrity that is in me.
9 Oh let the wickedness of the wicked come to an end; but establish the just: for the righteous God trieth the hearts and reins.
10 My defence is of God, which saveth the upright in heart.
11 God judgeth the righteous, and God is angry with the wicked every day.
12 If he turn not, he will whet his sword; he hath bent his bow, and made it ready.
13 He hath also prepared for him the instruments of death; he ordaineth his arrows against the persecutors.
14 Behold, he travaileth with iniquity, and hath conceived mischief, and brought forth falsehood.
15 He made a pit, and digged it, and is fallen into the ditch which he made.
16 His mischief shall return upon his own head, and his violent dealing shall come down upon his own pate.
17 I will praise the Lord according to his righteousness: and will sing praise to the name of the Lord most high.

Answer 3

Ha Ha! Funny!lol! 10!

Answer 4

if you behave good and you die then your spirits will be taken to heaven not ur body so u have to be very nice to enter the kingdom of GOD.
may ur soul rest in peace if you die
lol

Answer 5

Too cute!

lol

9/10

Answer 6

get st peter in a headlock until he says uncle

Answer 7

1st of all you say your prayers and secondly you shouldnt make fun of heaven just cause you dont believe.

Answer 8

Ha Ha L.o.l good one i read that one to my parents

Answer 9

hehe it's always the jimmy's or the jhonny's

Answer 10

roflmao

an old but still good one! Thanks for the reminder.

Believe it or not, that was the *exact* joke I thought of when I saw your headline!