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I'm going to go to church now, I'll let you know how many it took for me when I get home. I have a designated driver so I won't drive drunk.

2007-05-06 03:23:48 · 20 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

Well I did it! I stole the tray with all the little cups. Turns out it took 43 little cups of church wine to make me drunk. This was the most fun I've ever had at church!

2007-05-06 06:57:23 · update #1

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Go through the line several times if the wine is good. Me and thiis work partner were working on a church addition one day and no one was around so we fired up a joint and then got the munchies real bad. We then went into the rectory where the wine and alter bread is kept and had a picknic on wine and alter bread. It was so funny now that I think back on that. We ate a half gallon of those little round wafers.

2007-05-06 03:28:44 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

Assuming there is a tablespoon of wine in each one, then 2 of these would be one ounce. There are about 6 ounces in a full glass of wine. Most people will need 4 glasses to get "drunk". So it should be about 48 communion cups of wine to get drunk.

2007-05-06 03:28:21 · answer #2 · answered by ignoramus 7 · 1 1

Well that depends a lot on you. How often do you drink and at what line do you consider yourself drunk? I'd say at least 30-40.

But my definition of drunk is that you need to hold onto the grass so that you don't fall off the Earth. That takes a couple hundred.

2007-05-06 03:29:20 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

simply by fact that is purely a small sip of crimson wine i could say decide for it. crimson wine has that is advantages and a tiny mouthful won't have lots of an result on something. i could stay far off from ingesting an entire glass until eventually your 2nd trimester nevertheless. My surgeon had advised me that 3 6oz glasses of crimson wine a week became ok (from month 5 and on) simply by fact the income from the antioxidants outweighed the possibility of hazard to the baby.

2016-10-14 22:12:19 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

That is a wrong reason for going to church. If you want to get drunk go to some bar. Don't ever try to make fun of any religion or religious rites. And this is from an non-christian........

2007-05-06 03:30:19 · answer #5 · answered by P'quaint! 7 · 0 2

Unless your a eucharistic minister, they would not allow you to hold up the line long enough to get even remotely close to being drunk. And you do not get cups you drink from a chalice

2007-05-06 03:26:44 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0 2

I drink from the bottle and it takes 2

2007-05-06 03:27:17 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 1 0

Equivalent to 3 bottles.

2007-05-06 03:27:36 · answer #8 · answered by Afi 7 · 0 1

A lot, as it is non-alcoholic. The priests keep the good stuff for later on when they have their late supper.

It's midnight now and how did you get on. Oh' that's right it's Sunday morning where you are right now.

2007-05-06 03:32:28 · answer #9 · answered by Drop short and duck 7 · 0 1

3 or 4 if u want to get drunk but i perfer ont becuz i got kicked out for being drunk in church.Sucks!

2007-05-06 03:27:12 · answer #10 · answered by ZEZIMA 1 · 1 1

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