up, and jesus said, now point out the nearest pub to me. So he pointed, and his hand fell off.
2007-05-06 01:01:17 · 9 answers · asked by sneakey 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Nice one! had a good giggle...................
2007-05-06 01:04:38 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 2⤋
If Jesus had used the overly dramatic narrative that you report here, the leper would have been cured. Sounds like three or more jokes all mixed up.
2007-05-06 01:13:10 · answer #2 · answered by Raymo 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Jesus then had his collar felt for calling the disabled person a leper and not respecting his human rights. The leper then sued Christ for racist slander whilst continuing to claim incapacity benefits
2007-05-06 01:05:33 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 1⤋
Was he a leper AND a cripple? LOL.
2007-05-06 01:03:48 · answer #4 · answered by Starjumper the R&S Cow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
wow another childish poke at people who believe in Jesus...2pts
2007-05-06 01:06:17 · answer #5 · answered by turntable 6 · 2⤊ 1⤋
Thats not in the bible and you should repent of you mocking.
2007-05-06 11:17:41 · answer #6 · answered by alphaomegadisciple 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
ha ha ha...
but no...
get your facts right!
God Bless
(they didnt have pubs back then)
2007-05-06 01:03:56 · answer #7 · answered by Robin 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny.... but shouldn't it be in the jokes section?
2007-05-06 01:05:55 · answer #8 · answered by Polo 7 · 0⤊ 2⤋
lmao, very good!!!
2007-05-06 01:23:38 · answer #9 · answered by :~Debbz~: 4 · 0⤊ 1⤋