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Top 10 ways to harass a telemarketer

10. When they ask "How are you today?" Tell them! "I'm so glad you asked because no one these days seems to care, and I have all these problems; my arthritis is acting up, my eyelashes are sore, my dog just died...."
9. If they say they're John Doe from XYZ Company, ask them to spell their name. Then ask them to spell the company name. Then ask them where it is located. Continue asking them personal questions or questions about their company for as long as necessary.
8. Cry out in surprise, "Judy! Is that you? Oh my God! Judy, how have you been?" Hopefully, this will give Judy a few brief moments of pause as she tries to figure out where she could know you from.
7. If MCI calls trying to get you to sign up for the Family and Friends plan, reply, in as SINISTER a voice as you can, "I don't have any friends... would you be my friend?"
6. If they want to loan you money, tell them you are just about to file for bankruptcy and you could sure use some money.
5. Tell the telemarketer you are on "home incarceration" and ask if they could bring you a case of beer and some chips.
4. After the telemarketer gives their spiel, ask him/her to marry you. When they get all flustered, tell them that you could not just give your credit card number to a complete stranger.
3. Tell the telemarketer you are busy at the moment and ask them if they will give you their HOME phone number so you can call them back. When the telemarketer explains that they cannot give out their HOME number, you say "I guess you don't want anyone bothering you at home, right?" The telemarketer will agree and you say, "Now you know how I feel!"
2. Insist that the caller is really your buddy Leon, playing a joke. "Come on Leon, cut it out! Seriously, Leon, how's your momma?"
And first and foremost:
1. Tell them to talk VERY SLOWLY, because you want to write EVERY WORD down.

Okay all those who are grumpy today.... just because you have heard this joke before, doesnt mean that everyone else cant have a laugh! Lighten up and smile :)

Answer 1

Good points! Funny! lol! 10!

Answer 2

hehehehehe, Great. Here are some good jokes from my side.


An applicant was filling out a job application. When he came to the question, "Have you ever been arrested?" He answered, "No."
The next question, intended for people who had answered in the affirmative to the last one, was "Why?" The applicant answered it anyway: "Never got caught."


Employer to applicant: "In this job we need someone who is responsible."
Applicant: "I'm the one you want. On my last job, every time anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."


"Young man, do you think you can handle a variety of work?"
"I ought to be able to. I've had ten different jobs in four months."





When TITANIC was sinking, a man asks a Sardar, how
far is LAND?
Sardar: 2kms....
Man jumps into THE Sea & asks: Which way?
Sardar: DOWNWARDS.





Nurse: Miss, wake up. It's time for your medicine
Patient: (sleepily) : what medicine?
Nurse: Sleeping pills





Teacher to Student: A=B, B=C, So A=C, Give me an example.
Student: I Love You, You Love Your Daughter, So I Love Your Daughter.



Interviewer: just imagine your in 3rd floor, it caught fire and how will you escape?
Man: its simple. I will stop my imagination!!!



When a man was traveling with his wife in an auto, the driver adjusted mirror.
Man shouted, "You are trying to see my wife? Sit back. I will drive.



One tourist from U.S.A. asked to an Indian: Any great man born in this village???
He replies: no sir, only small Babies!!!



The maid answered the phone but she held the phone upside down.
Maid: Hello? Hello?
Homeowner: Reverse it!
Maid: llohe, llohe?

Answer 3

Very entertaining... I enjoy no. 8...next time if someone calls me and tell me his/her name - I definitely going to use that line.

I would say, " Judy, how have you been?...we haven't met for ages! How about going out to dinner tonight...etc."

If the telemarketer tells me that I got the wrong person, I would say, "No I haven't!....Okay Judy - so youre still angry with me right? Don't try pretending you're not Judy??? How could you!".... and so on...

Answer 4

There is a book called: The Little Giant Book Of Jokes, by Joseph Rosenbloom.
And it has good jokes.
Looks like this: http://www.booksfirst.co.uk/img/products/04CF3F07.jpg
Exept it's a Joke book.

Answer 5

Laughing - hope I can remember them next time I get a call.

Answer 6

I especially enjoyed number 5....well done!

Answer 7

Very good I totally love it LOL

Answer 8

what a rip off. i read this on the net somewhere before. tho it is funny, it's not original. sorry

Answer 9

LOL. That's all right! LOL.

Have a great Sunday!

Answer 10

If I had a pound for every time I heard that....