2007-05-06 00:34:22 · 31 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
NO, but that hardcore porn flick you were in with the monkey and the zebra is getting very famous!
2007-05-06 00:37:50 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
If you're not, it won't be long before you are, because more and more people are coming to realise the fallacy of Jesus, day by day. Eventually there will be no-one left who actually believes this crap.
2007-05-06 00:38:54 · answer #2 · answered by The Master 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
you are a speck of a dust compared to Jesus.
the name Camilla is to be compared only to Diana, a mere mortal, do not compare yourself to Jesus, you are like a tiny sick rat trying to climb in seconds Mt. Everest and all the highest mountains of the earth.
2007-05-06 23:14:08 · answer #3 · answered by pearls & lace 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
ok ur funny but this is a bit much....
yes your famous but Jesus is Lord and you CANNOT compare yourself to Him
have a bit of respect please!
humour is fine, as long as it doesnt upset people
God Bless
:-)
2007-05-06 00:38:43 · answer #4 · answered by Robin 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Lennon wannabe
2007-05-06 00:36:29 · answer #5 · answered by Invisible_Flags 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Rom 2:1 Therefore thou art inexcusable, O man, whosoever thou art that judgest: for wherein thou judgest another, thou condemnest thyself; for thou that judgest doest the same things.
Rom 2:2 But we are sure that the judgment of God is according to truth against them which commit such things.
Rom 2:3 And thinkest thou this, O man, that judgest them which do such things, and doest the same, that thou shalt escape the judgment of God?
Rom 2:4 Or despisest thou the riches of his goodness and forbearance and longsuffering; not knowing that the goodness of God leadeth thee to repentance?
Rom 2:5 But after thy hardness and impenitent heart treasurest up unto thyself wrath against the day of wrath and revelation of the righteous judgment of God;
Rom 2:6 Who will render to every man according to his deeds:
Rom 2:7 To them who by patient continuance in well doing seek for glory and honour and immortality, eternal life:
Rom 2:8 But unto them that are contentious, and do not obey the truth, but obey unrighteousness, indignation and wrath,
Rom 2:9 Tribulation and anguish, upon every soul of man that doeth evil, of the Jew first, and also of the Gentile;
Rom 2:10 But glory, honour, and peace, to every man that worketh good, to the Jew first, and also to the Gentile:
Rom 2:11 For there is no respect of persons with God.
Rom 2:12 For as many as have sinned without law shall also perish without law: and as many as have sinned in the law shall be judged by the law;
Rom 2:13 (For not the hearers of the law are just before God, but the doers of the law shall be justified.
Rom 2:14 For when the Gentiles, which have not the law, do by nature the things contained in the law, these, having not the law, are a law unto themselves:
Rom 2:15 Which shew the work of the law written in their hearts, their conscience also bearing witness, and their thoughts the mean while accusing or else excusing one another;)
Rom 2:16 In the day when God shall judge the secrets of men by Jesus Christ according to my gospel.
jtm
2007-05-06 00:41:05 · answer #6 · answered by Jesus M 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Keep blowing your 5 points, we'll keep collecting the 2.
2007-05-06 00:39:26 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
I think you are beautiful and make Kiera Knightley look like an ugly hag.
2007-05-06 00:38:13 · answer #8 · answered by A True Gentleman 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Tell me more about this Jesus bloke. Are there any books about him?
2007-05-06 01:04:40 · answer #9 · answered by Wolf guy lupine 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Whoa there you are pushing your luck making statements like that,You will end up with the bible bashers coming for you.
2007-05-06 00:37:38 · answer #10 · answered by taxed till i die,and then some. 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋