Voted Best Joke in Ireland 2006
( Maybe it should be in the Guiness Book ? )
John O'Reilly hoisted his beer and said,
"Here's to spending the rest of me life, between the legs of me wife!"
That won him the top prize at the pub for the best toast of the night!
He went home and told his wife, Mary, "I won the prize for the Best toast
of the night"
She said, "Aye, did ye now. And what was your toast?"
John said, "Here's to spending the rest of me life, sitting in church beside me
wife."
"Oh, that is very nice indeed, John!" Mary said.
The next day, Mary ran into one of John's drinking buddies on the street
corner. The man chuckled leeringly and said, "John won the prize the other night
at the pub with a toast about you, Mary.
" She said, "Aye, he told me, and I was a bit surprised myself. You know,
he's only been there twice in the last four years.
Once he fell asleep, and the other time I had to pull him by the ears to make him come."
2007-05-06 00:34:03 · 10 answers · asked by littlegoober75 4 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Ahahahaha!! Wooo!! LOL.
That's a Beaut! LOL.
Kudos! 10*
2007-05-06 00:40:53 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
large one!!! megastar for you! right this is one in each and every of my favorites: a brunette grew to become into junping up and down on railroad tracks chanting ' 22, 22, 22 ' many times. a blonde is strolling by and then watches the brunette leaping and chanting. she doesnt comprehend why she is doing this, yet she joins her via fact it seems relaxing. they the two bounce on the tracks for a on a similar time as, until they pay attention a prepare coming. the brunette gets exited and starts leaping greater and screaming louder, so the blonde does the comparable. the prepare's tooting because it comes closer, and precise earlier it squishes them the two, the brunette leaps out of a thank you to risk-free practices. to place it short, the blonde, nicely, didnt. after the prepare passes, the brunette takes up her spot back on the tracks, maintains leaping, yet this time, she chants, '23, 23, 23 '!!!!!!
2016-10-30 11:41:08 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Deserves a star LOL
That teach em a lesson
LOL
2007-05-06 01:36:52 · answer #3 · answered by Dark Crystel 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Haaa! I had to read that a couple times to memorize it.Gotta tell my buds.Good one!
2007-05-06 00:40:00 · answer #4 · answered by one10soldier 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
nice 1.
but still boring
2007-05-06 01:22:03 · answer #5 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha funny
2007-05-06 00:41:57 · answer #6 · answered by kiara_urisun 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-06 00:37:25 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Classic , I'll have to remember it....
2007-05-06 00:53:20 · answer #8 · answered by frost7216 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol that was funny
2007-05-06 09:04:47 · answer #9 · answered by alourdeja j 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good one! )):
2007-05-06 01:05:11 · answer #10 · answered by Elyas A 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋