Would I offend Jesus if I bought a riding lawnmower and told him his services were no longer needed?

Question

I might let him still trim the hedges, but I really want that 60 hp riding lawnmower. I'm asking because I don't want to face eternal damnation over this issue.

Answer 1

No, he wouldn't care at all. He told me he was getting tired of picking up all the crap in your yard, and he really doesn't want to do the hedges anymore, either. There's a hornet's nest in there and he's tired of using mind control on them to avoid killing all of them with bug spray.
He told me if you didn't do something pretty soon, he was going to bulldoze the hedge and asphalt the yard, so the riding mower sounds like a good idea.
He'd also like $20 more a week if you're going to keep him on. I told him you were kind of cheap, so don't count on it.

Answer 2

My hubby makes use of a tractor to maintain the fields mowed together as I tension the using lawnmower around the living house. we've twenty acres with a creek working in the back of the living house. The horses graze interior the sphere yet lots of the 'weeds' there they won't devour so hubby mows in there and around the barns. we've 2.

Answer 3

What landscaping company does this Jesus guy work for? Does he have other customers? He will be fine if he has other jobs in the neighborhood.

Answer 4

Jesus would be P O'd and you'd burn in the eternal barbeque pit forever. Don't p i s s off the son of doG.

Answer 5

No you won`t offend Jesus but you do offend your own intelligence by asking this silly question.

Answer 6

Jesus admires your sense of homour but silly questions will end up with you being laughed at instead of being laughed with.

Answer 7

I highly doubt it..