A man came home from work, sat down in his favorite chair, turned on the TV, and said to his wife,
"Quick, bring me a beer before it starts."
She looked a little puzzled, but brought him a beer.
When he finished it, he said, "Quick, bring me another beer. It's going to start."
"This time she looked a little angry, but brought him a beer.
When it was gone, he said, "Quick, another beer before it starts."
"That's it!" She blows her top! "You bastard! You waltz in here, flop your fat *** down, don't even say hello to me and then expect me to run around like your slave. Don't you realize that I cook and clean and wash and iron all day long?"
The husband sighed. "It's started!"
2007-05-05 21:32:19 · 12 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
ahahahhahahaha i loooove it!!!!!!!!! :D STAR!
2007-05-12 15:35:34 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋
I don't know whether to 'have a cool, frosty beverage'
because I lament that I know people who wouldn't
get this one--
or if I should just 'pop a cold one of choice' in celebration
that I'll always have it to include when the time is proper.
So, I'm gonna break out two of them, knowing that
it's only fair, balanced, and just right.
Happy Seis de Mayo!
2007-05-05 21:45:30 · answer #2 · answered by rockman 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Nick R - "it starts" refers to the nagging. Good one, I aint heard that before
2016-04-01 10:29:26 · answer #3 · answered by Michelle 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was expecting that at the 3rd beer....
2007-05-05 21:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by floatnfun 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL! that's sooooo funny! another one to send to my boss she will be so cut! xo
2007-05-07 11:30:04 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
very bloody funny but ooohhhh so true!!!!!!!
typical women, let the guy earn the money but not let him enjoy it
2007-05-10 16:24:02 · answer #6 · answered by hsvxclr8r 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LOL. The third time is the charm! LOL.
2007-05-05 22:20:13 · answer #7 · answered by jfmm 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-10 05:23:37 · answer #8 · answered by isurangie 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
So you've been there to?
2007-05-05 21:38:36 · answer #9 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahaha i love it!!!!
2007-05-12 13:34:17 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋