A woman decides that she's had it with trying to
find a decent man in a bar. So she takes out an
ad in the paper that says she is seeking a mate
who is loyal, rich and a good lover.
After a few days, her doorbell rings. She opens
the door and sees a man in a wheelchair with no
arms and no legs.
He says, "I'm here about your ad."
Momentarily taken aback, she says, "Well, how do
I know you're loyal?"
"Well, I saved my platoon from the VC in 'Nam.
That's where I lost my arms and legs," he replies.
"Well, how do I know you're rich?" she inquires.
"I make over $3 million a year. I have my own
software company. You can look at my bank
statement," he continues.
Looking him over in his wheelchair, she demands,
"Well, how do I know you're a good lover?"
He shrugs, "I rang the doorbell, didn't I?"
2007-05-05 18:36:53 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
haahahah niice
funny
2007-05-05 18:53:56 · answer #1 · answered by Wilson J 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
That was pretty good, except I didn't get how ringing a doorbell made him a good lover.
2007-05-06 02:33:37 · answer #2 · answered by ftballtwenty1 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Funny. Made me laugh, Thank you.
2007-05-06 01:59:22 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
HA HA! Keep them coming. Good job!
2007-05-06 01:42:25 · answer #4 · answered by eizus28 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Well its not that funny but its ok.
2007-05-06 02:19:51 · answer #5 · answered by Adrian G 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hmmm....its not really funny. Its more ironic.
2007-05-06 01:41:02 · answer #6 · answered by Sandra, la tica 2 · 0⤊ 1⤋
DING DONG! Get that for me will yeah..
2007-05-06 01:52:04 · answer #7 · answered by . Mr Dave 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny and........... thought provoking!!!!
2007-05-06 01:55:25 · answer #8 · answered by Laurie Lee 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
NICE!!!!
it was funny!
2007-05-06 03:19:19 · answer #9 · answered by CoffeeAdict 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
hahahahahahaha!!!!!!!!! hilarious 10/10!!!!!!!!!
2007-05-06 01:52:30 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋