When Adam came home in the small hours of the morning, Eve was jealous."But in all of creation," Adam reasoned, "There's no one but you and me." Mollified, Eve snuggled up to him. Still, when he fell asleep, she very carefully counted his ribs.
2007-05-05 18:30:45 · 26 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
i dont get it
2007-05-05 18:33:16 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
ive heard a different version::
After a few nights of Adam coming home late, Eve confronted him. Adam reasoned that "You know we're the only to on earth". They went to bed together, and later that night Adam felt something tickling his chest. He woke up and saw his wife. 'What are you doing?' he asked. She looked up and replied, 'Counting your ribs.'
2007-05-06 01:35:36 · answer #2 · answered by Psychedelic Worm 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
i dont get it
who is Adam and Eve?
why would he count his ribs
its not like Adam created Eve from one of his ribs because we all know that we cannot create a human from our ribs
2007-05-06 01:35:16 · answer #3 · answered by wrpoop 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
I am going to have to say no to you on this one, but if you do get a laugh out of this joke when you tell it to a guy that probably means its not funny but you are cute.
2007-05-06 01:33:11 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
What a cute joke! I am sure most females wish that rib counting would work...Nice one!
2007-05-06 04:30:10 · answer #5 · answered by 1985 & going strong 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
its funny if the person reading that knows about adam and eve..
2007-05-06 01:33:28 · answer #6 · answered by tami_kakinatsu 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol its okay. Better than my sister's jokes. "A monkey at the zoo was reading The Bible and Origin of Species because he wanted to see if he was his Keeper's brother or his bother's keeper" O.o
2007-05-06 01:34:18 · answer #7 · answered by stan202021 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
cute and funny 9/10
2007-05-06 03:57:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
hehe a good one. only you have to find people who understands the things you are saying. so you might have to add a little introduction about where eve came from.
2007-05-06 01:36:35 · answer #9 · answered by mikolotsky 1 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Awwww!
That is an adorable, silly joke.
This is something I imagine nuns telling each other.
2007-05-06 03:17:17 · answer #10 · answered by CoffeeAdict 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha ha ha
2007-05-06 02:03:49 · answer #11 · answered by buttercup 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋