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2007-05-05 18:05:07 · 30 answers · asked by Anonymous in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

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It is extremely difficult to be forcibly ripped from one's own identity - to lose e-mails and blogs and addresses. It follows that resurrection is a bittersweet experience. Religiously, the worst thing about resurrection is that people actually believe in it and have made it a cultish religion.

The best thing is the vengeance to wreak, of course, and knowing well enough to keep one's e-mails away from the Answers account. And the pie! Oh, the pie is awesome!

2007-05-05 18:13:59 · answer #1 · answered by Gunning4Jesus 3 · 1 0

Well, like Socrates, I have always thought that death, though it can't really be experienced, might be like the deepest most peaceful sleep. Being resurrected to get back into the old worn out body would not be a pleasant thing. Like the alarm clock on Monday morning.

2007-05-06 01:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by HarryTikos 4 · 1 0

The worst thing about being resurrected is having to go to back to your corpse and picking up all of your stuff, including your silver kryss of vanquishing, before the lich shoots you with a "Corp Por" and you die all over again.

2007-05-06 01:15:42 · answer #3 · answered by Russell 3 · 0 0

Well the fact that many being resurrected unto damnation and cast into hell because they rejected Gods offer of salvation and tried to do things their way is the worst thing.

2007-05-06 18:38:04 · answer #4 · answered by alphaomegadisciple 3 · 0 0

What to tell your children.

In Jesus' case, the worst thing was, he had to take back "Except ye eat my body." It must have been embarrassing.

Having resurrected he didn't want them eating his flesh.

2007-05-06 14:03:38 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

No seeing all the loved ones and friends not make it into the Kingdom

2007-05-06 01:16:46 · answer #6 · answered by Gifted 7 · 0 0

Digging the worms out of your A S S.

2007-05-06 01:09:56 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

probably those dang holes in your hands - every time you wash, the soap would run right through.

either that, or freaking out everyone you know by walking around alive when they expect you to be turning up tulips.

2007-05-06 01:08:52 · answer #8 · answered by Mel 6 · 3 0

To find out that many people in Yahoo Answers (R&S specifically) are talking behind my back !

2007-05-06 01:12:46 · answer #9 · answered by Servette 6 · 1 0

Er.... R&S user 'Starbright' might be waiting for you with a freshly brewed batch of hate when you come back!

2007-05-06 01:17:48 · answer #10 · answered by I WALK FUNNY 1 · 2 0

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