2007-05-05 17:56:31 · 11 answers · asked by ? 2 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
You aren't. God made you lame, thats why you keep posting this stupid question.
2007-05-05 17:59:23 · answer #1 · answered by J R 4 · 4⤊ 0⤋
God exists. You know, the moment you start to brag about your awesomeness, you aren't anymore. A gentleman doesn't speak about himself unless compelled to. We must be humble and thank God for our talents.
2007-05-05 18:22:57 · answer #2 · answered by Rhabdite 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
If you were awesome, you wouldn't be asking why you were awesome. You would just bask in all of your awesomeness. Therefore, you are not awesome. Because you are not awesome, God must not exist.
You ruined everything!!
2007-05-05 18:29:10 · answer #3 · answered by ? 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I already told you, thinking that you are awesome does not mean you are awesome. Learn the difference and deal with it.
2007-05-05 18:06:02 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
God exists and, as evidenced by some of his creations, he's got a sense of humor.
2007-05-05 18:02:28 · answer #5 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tell you the same thing I told you last week. Its cause your parents had sex and randomly mixed some decent genes. And no those arent jeans that you wear. And note that I wrote decent...not awesome...genes.
2007-05-05 18:06:17 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
David my son, you are really awesome now aren't you....and how did you ever get like that....
2007-05-05 18:04:19 · answer #7 · answered by Kerilyn 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
LMAO!! tnx for 2 pts!
2007-05-05 18:03:31 · answer #8 · answered by FaceFullofFashion 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Dumb luck, of course!
2007-05-05 18:01:39 · answer #9 · answered by Petrushka's Ghost 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
good luck. pure and simple.
2007-05-05 17:59:44 · answer #10 · answered by Tree Hugger 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋