This beautiful woman one day walks into a doctors office and the doctor is bowled over by how stunningly awesome she is. All his professionallism goes right out the window...
He tells her to take her pants, she does, and he starts rubbing her thighs.
"Do you know what I am doing?" asks the doctor?
"Yes, checking for abnormalities." she replies.
He tells her to take off her shirt and bra, she takes them off. The doctor begins rubbing her breasts and asks, "Do you know what I am doing now?", she replies, "Yes, checking for cancer."
Finally, he tells her to take off her panties, lays her on the table, gets on top of her and starts having sex with her. He says to her, "Do you know what I am doing now?"
She replies, "Yes, getting herpies - thats why I am here!"
2007-05-05 16:57:54 · 11 answers · asked by boricua(787) 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
lmfaooooooooooo ha stupid man :)star
2007-05-05 16:59:50 · answer #1 · answered by lita 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
It turned me on for a second...and then i just laughed out loud.
oh pardon...I lol'd
2007-05-06 00:28:05 · answer #2 · answered by ThisSongsForYou 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I guess the Dr. got what he deserved,serves him right!!
Answer my question.
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2007-05-06 00:00:46 · answer #3 · answered by hwhjr1987 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
sad but funny i gave you a star
2007-05-06 00:01:45 · answer #4 · answered by beatleslunchbox65 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hahaha, lustful men...
2007-05-06 00:05:20 · answer #5 · answered by Cherry Shortcake 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
oh my gosh that is so freaken funny
2007-05-06 00:57:38 · answer #6 · answered by christin 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-06 00:07:08 · answer #7 · answered by mariapaczkowski30 1 · 2⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-06 00:01:10 · answer #8 · answered by lolz 4 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that is halarious!!! XD
2007-05-06 00:23:04 · answer #9 · answered by ♥♪♫[K]ath² [BUTT '14 ツ]♫♪♥™ 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
that would be an OH SH*T
2007-05-06 00:07:42 · answer #10 · answered by tm41170 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋