we mustn't allow the banana theory to die out. it's hilarious. can't wait for the T-shirts and bumper stickers.
2007-05-05 15:11:24 · 11 answers · asked by robertbobbybob 3 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
I wonder why bananas, if designed so intelligently, take 3 days to ripen after I bring them home from the store? You'd think an intelligently designed fruit would KNOW when I want to eat it.
2007-05-05 15:15:33 · answer #1 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 8⤊ 1⤋
What Intelligent design? Bananas just evolved,you know,like cars and CAT scans and all that other stuff that just formed out of the elements. MY bananas go great with Primordial Soup,though that stuff isn't reaaaly soup until that bolt of lightning hits it.
2007-05-05 15:26:41 · answer #2 · answered by Galahad 7 · 1⤊ 1⤋
So, according to that theory, is everything banana-shaped "intelligently designed" to fit in the mouth?
2007-05-05 15:18:41 · answer #3 · answered by Jess H 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
I havn't heard the banana theory yet, anyway, I bought green ones, and I'm still waiting for the stupid things to ripen.
2007-05-05 15:17:07 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
My banana created the runs
2007-05-05 15:15:02 · answer #5 · answered by Snooter McPrickles 5 · 1⤊ 1⤋
No but I had an evolved banana though. Tastes much better than those ones that don't actually exist.
2007-05-05 15:14:52 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
Allergic to bananas; high intelligence; theory debunked. lol
2007-05-05 15:15:04 · answer #7 · answered by Keselyű 4 · 2⤊ 1⤋
I ate my spontaenously evolved fruit today.
2007-05-05 15:13:45 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 2⤊ 0⤋
did you know bananas share 98% of our DNA?
thats why cops are bent
2007-05-05 15:15:22 · answer #9 · answered by Fang 2 · 3⤊ 2⤋
I love bananas. I love to slowly put the tip in my mouth...
oh well, you know the rest...
2007-05-05 15:15:23 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 5⤋