forks fall, dead air... "WHAT did you say?"
2007-05-05 14:45:03 · 32 answers · asked by patzky99 6 in Society & Culture ➔ Etiquette
"Is this the same husband you had at Thanksgiving?"
2007-05-05 15:52:53 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 9⤊ 0⤋
Well, if it was my personal dinner table, and I was talking, and I said I wanted to get a divorce and live alone, I am sure a few forks would fall and mouths would drop open...
2007-05-05 15:33:43 · answer #2 · answered by aspenkdp2003 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
It wasnt at the dinner table... but I thought my mother was gonna drive off the road when I was 16 I told her I wasnt a virgin anymore.
You should have seen her trying to keep her calm and not freak out! BAAHHHHAHAHAHAHA!
(Course my daughter is 17 now, I know pay packs a B*tch.. so I'm just waiting for my day! lol)
2007-05-05 14:50:32 · answer #3 · answered by grapelady911 5 · 1⤊ 0⤋
In my experience, to stop a talk, you in hassle-free words slap the fellow. no longer in hassle-free words do they sit down there shocked for some seconds, it really is distinctly exciting to take a photo of their face in that aspect. Now, you've not in hassle-free words stopped the converstion, you should use the photo to stop later ones!
2016-11-25 21:11:41 · answer #4 · answered by wesby 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
This is close - right after dinner at my 16-y/o girlfriend's parent's house (I was 18 at the time, they wanted to check me out). We are playing Scrabble.
I had a great word - double word score is open - and of course I play to win.
The word was V-A-G-I-N-A. That put a pause in the game.
(Actually, I had the presence of mind to NOT play it. When I told her later and she said that was a wise decision.)
2007-05-06 10:55:39 · answer #5 · answered by Richard of Fort Bend 5 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Mom, Dad, I have a new boyfriend that I want you to meet. He is very nice and loves me very much! We are going to travel together, this next holiday. I met him at the newspaper were we both work. No, you never met him because he just moved up here, from São Paulo, after his divorce. He was, but is not anymore... Yes, he's a few years older than me. Twenty, but you'd never guess, he looks so young! Yes, he has tree kids. I can't wait to meet them, you know how I love kids!!
2007-05-10 10:49:26 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 3⤊ 1⤋
What starts with F and ends with U C K? Firetruck! It worked real well for me in third grade when we had the neighbors over for dinner.
2007-05-05 14:58:38 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 5⤊ 0⤋
"I'm pregnant!" That would definitely get the attention at a dinner table my family was sitting at. Have a great weekend! :)
2007-05-11 09:20:53 · answer #8 · answered by BamaBelle810 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I was at a dinner party one night and one of the other girls stood up, put her hands on her chest and said "What do you think of my boobs, don't they look better with this new bra," and with that proceeded to show us her bra. It might not have been so bad but the party was at a restaurant and She defiantly stopped the restaurant.
2007-05-05 14:49:50 · answer #9 · answered by sweet sue 6 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Hun this our last dinner party tonight im leaving U 4 ur boss?
2007-05-06 09:10:34 · answer #10 · answered by ANgEL 2 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Drop your fork, clap your hand over your mouth and point at the ceiling and declare, "eeeee gaaaaads, look at that"!!!
Everyone will DEFinetly look up!!
2007-05-11 22:48:50 · answer #11 · answered by Penny Candy 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋