A small tourist hotel was all abuzz about an afternoon wedding where the groom was 95 and the bride was 23.
The groom looked pretty feeble and the feeling was that the wedding night might kill him, because his bride was a healthy, vivacious young woman.
But lo and behold, the next morning, the bride came down the main staircase slowly, step by step, hanging onto the banister for dear life.
She finally managed to get to the counter of the little shop in the hotel. The clerk looked really concerned, "Whatever happened to you, honey? You look like you've been wrestling an alligator!"
The bride groaned, hung on to the counter and managed to speak, "Ohhh God! He told me he'd been saving up for 75 years and I thought he meant his money!!"
2007-05-05 14:34:04 · 9 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Woo! Hahaha! Bet that was an Experience! LOL.
2007-05-06 17:15:15 · answer #1 · answered by jfmm 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
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2016-10-04 10:54:22 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Gotta save that one. LOL
2007-05-05 14:38:56 · answer #3 · answered by Sxybrnsugr 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
hilarious
2007-05-05 14:37:31 · answer #4 · answered by astrnelis 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋
lol.that was gross but funny
2007-05-05 14:38:14 · answer #5 · answered by Chatterbox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha! funny yet gross!
2007-05-05 14:43:43 · answer #6 · answered by Strawberry Bunny 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol .they can surprise you!
2007-05-05 14:41:02 · answer #7 · answered by down south 4 · 1⤊ 0⤋
juicy613?........You did it again!
LOL
2007-05-05 14:46:04 · answer #8 · answered by kiako 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋
omg!!!!!!! that is so funny
2007-05-05 14:41:46 · answer #9 · answered by sassysammy92 2 · 1⤊ 0⤋