A killer dies and goes to hell for his sins. He is greeted by the Devil who tells him he has the choice of three rooms, for all eternity.
Asking if he can view the rooms before he decides, the Devil leads the man to the first room.
He opens the door to see a million people standing on their heads on a concrete floor.
"I don't like that ,can I see the next room?"
The Devil leads him to the next room,
The man opens the door to see a million people standing on their heads on a wooden floor.
"Thats not for me either Satan ," the man says.
So the Devil leads him to the third room.
The man opens the door and peeks in to see a million people standing knee-deep in sh*t, smoking fags and drinking beer. Despite the atrocious smell, he tells the Devil that this is the room for him.
But five minutes later,the Devil returns to the room ,claps his hands and shouts, "okay you lot break is over, Back on your heads!"
2007-05-05 14:13:14 · 5 answers · asked by raybbies 5 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Moral::: When your knee deep in Sh*t Question The Manager.lol.
2007-05-05 14:16:47 · update #1
Hey you stole my joke but told it badly!!
This is how you tell it properly!!
http://uk.answers.yahoo.com/question/index;_ylt=AsK6tyzAiDJcRLKjECZmFeAgBgx.?qid=20070505123806AA6z5z8
to dteacher -
shall we post some of your jokes while they're still open?
How would you feel then eh?
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2007-05-05 14:21:54 · answer #1 · answered by pink.jazzz 3 · 0⤊ 1⤋
Ewww! Funny! 9/10!
2007-05-05 14:23:40 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Funny.
2007-05-05 21:30:38 · answer #3 · answered by Gsplan 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Very funny repeat and actually, Pink Jaz, it is NOT YOUR joke as you so brazenly claim. It's an old joke that has been repeated on here several times.
2007-05-05 14:51:04 · answer #4 · answered by dteacher1uk 5 · 0⤊ 1⤋
hahahahaaa
great!
2007-05-05 14:30:30 · answer #5 · answered by Mimi L 3 · 1⤊ 0⤋