2007-05-05 13:59:44 · 13 answers · asked by WWTSD? 5 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Lucifer got the sharpies and post it notes so that's all that was left.
2007-05-05 14:02:04 · answer #1 · answered by glitterkittyy 7 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Moses had to come up with a good fish story to explain why HIS handwriting looked so much like God's.
2007-05-05 14:04:23 · answer #2 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Leave it to god to have such brilliant foresight. Like he couldn't have tattooed them directly onto Moses' chest or something.
2007-05-05 14:03:49 · answer #3 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Paper didn't come till the year 600
2007-05-05 14:03:35 · answer #4 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
The woodcarvers were on strike.
Get A Grip.
2007-05-05 14:02:38 · answer #5 · answered by Get A Grip 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would carve rocks with my mind if I could. It's manly.
2007-05-05 14:01:55 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
David Brenner says, "Why don't they make the entire plane out of the black boxes?"
2007-05-05 15:14:01 · answer #7 · answered by grnlow 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Tsk.... God doesn't think too far into the future.
2007-05-05 14:05:54 · answer #8 · answered by ZER0 C00L ••AM••VT•• 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
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May not have been present or may have been heavy for Moses or...
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2007-05-05 14:04:01 · answer #9 · answered by de v 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Good question... I will make sure I ask him when I see him.... :)
2007-05-05 14:02:50 · answer #10 · answered by ericnkimclark79 1 · 0⤊ 0⤋