Whats worse than your doctor telling oyu you've got VD
Your dentist telling you you've got VD
Why cant miss piggy count to 70
Because she gets a frog in her throat at 69
How many mice does it take to screw in a light bulb
Two if they're small enough
Did you hear about the nympho parrot
She liked a cockortwo
Why did the blonde stop using the pill
Because it kept falling out
A banana and a vibrator are sitting on a womans bedside table
The banana says I dont know why you're shaking she'sgoing to eat me.
Whats the difference between Jamie Oliver and a marathon
The marathon's a pant in the country
What do you do if yoour girlfriendstarts smoking
Slow down and use some lubricant.
2007-05-05
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