One day a guy dies and finds himself in hell. As he is wallowing in despair he has his first meeting with a demon...
Demon: Why so glum chum?
Guy: What do you think? I'm in hell.
Demon: Hell's not so bad. We actually have a lot of fun down here...you a drinkin' man?
Guy: Sure, I love to drink. Love the drinks.
Demon: Well you're gonna love Mondays then. On Mondays that's all we do is drink. Whiskey, tequila, Guinness, wine coolers, diet tab, and fresca...we drink till we throw up and then we drink some more!
Guy: Gee that sounds great.
Demon: You a smoker?
Guy: You better believe it! Love the smoking.
Demon: Alright! You're gonna love Tuesdays. We get the finest cigars from all over the world and smoke our lungs out. If you get cancer - no biggie - you're already dead remember?
Guy: Wow...that's...awesome!
Demon: I bet you like to gamble.
Guy: Why yes as a matter of fact I do. Love the gambling.
Demon: Cause Wednesday you can gamble all you want. Craps, Blackjack, Roulette, Poker, Slots, whatever... If you go Bankrupt...well you're dead anyhow.
Demon: You into drugs?
Guy: Are you kidding? Love drugs! You don't mean...
Demon: That's right! Thursday is drug day. Help yourself to a great big bowl of crack. or smack. Smoke a doobie the
Guy: Yowza! I never realized Hell was such a swingin' place!!
Demon: You gay?
Guy: Uh no.
Demon: Ooooh (grimaces) you're really gonna hate Fridays
2007-05-05 13:26:28 · 11 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
HAHA, made me laugh! Good one!
2007-05-05 19:15:56 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why is it a bad idea to play UNO with mexicans? Because they will always steal your green-cards. A Mexican and a Blackman are in a car. Who's driving? A cop What's the difference between a blackman and a bench? A bench can support a family of four Why dosn't Mexico have an Olympic team? Because everyone that can run, jump and swim is already here.
2016-05-21 04:25:53 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Fridays would be a definite problem.lol
2007-05-05 14:20:56 · answer #3 · answered by Chatterbox 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! lol! 10!
2007-05-05 13:31:02 · answer #4 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
funny
2007-05-05 13:43:28 · answer #5 · answered by andy 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA. i wouldn't like fridays either....
2007-05-05 13:30:07 · answer #6 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
lmao
2007-05-05 13:30:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
i didn't like that joke.
not funny
not funny at all, in fact i though it was dis-gracefull and nasty.
i think i will report you
2007-05-05 13:33:41 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 3⤋
i think it if it is more then one paragraph it is too long and i didn't read it
2007-05-05 13:30:42 · answer #9 · answered by Notreadyforthis 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
i like that! its funny!
2007-05-05 13:32:35 · answer #10 · answered by oompa loompa 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋