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"UH, I'm in a band" ..while drunkenly rolling up his shirt sleeve so I can see his tattoo...

2007-05-05 16:55:24 · answer #1 · answered by anonymous M 1 · 1 0

This face leaves in 5 Min's be on it. Your ears are far too big for your head. I have never used chat up lines just smiled and the rest is history, I have been single for about 30 years ha ha.

2016-05-21 04:11:31 · answer #2 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

I have heard several. Here's a short list:
1-Want to see my d**k?
2-What's your favorite sex position?
3-God has brought up together.
4-I love you.
5-I am stuck in Nigeria and need you to help me out. (like that's going to happen)
6-How is your sex life?

Those are just a few of the lines men gave me and that is why I rarely chat anymore.

2007-05-05 13:26:56 · answer #3 · answered by lady01love 4 · 1 0

Worst would have to be
"Your the spitting image of my ex girlfriend, she was hot!"

Best would be something natural, not too desperate, not planned, sweet and from the heart!

2007-05-05 13:37:15 · answer #4 · answered by Sahra 4 · 1 0

Don't know if it's the worst, but the bizarrest
"Ten ton polar bear."
"What?"
"Ten ton polar bear, well, it broke the ice!"

2007-05-06 11:25:05 · answer #5 · answered by Demeter 2 · 0 0

Any sexual innuendo upon first chatting turns me off. Constantly commenting on how good my pictures look, blunt sexual comments.....anything sexual, vague or blunt, too soon or too much repulses me.

2007-05-05 12:35:51 · answer #6 · answered by heart64art 2 · 2 1

ur eyes must b spanners cos everytime i look at dem my nuts twist!

2007-05-06 01:10:21 · answer #7 · answered by x_Clairo_x 1 · 0 0

Have you tripped over a branch recently... no... how about a root?

2007-05-05 12:34:42 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 1 1

Baby those must be space pants cause that butt is outta this world!

2007-05-05 12:32:29 · answer #9 · answered by Thomas 3 · 5 1

The FBI want to steal my penis can I hide it in your vagina?

2007-05-05 12:37:28 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 4 0

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