2007-05-05 11:31:57 · 32 answers · asked by stuart s 1 in Society & Culture ➔ Religion & Spirituality
Not recently.
2007-05-05 11:33:55 · answer #1 · answered by hottie_spaniard 2 · 1⤊ 1⤋
Do you mean Father Christmas - I stroked his beard a few years back!
2007-05-05 11:35:07 · answer #2 · answered by Jewel 6 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Why ask just about facial hair?
I've groomed the inner thighs of Venus.
2007-05-13 11:25:35 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
I would have to believe in deities first - but sounds like a cool experience. I met David Hasselhoff once, does that count?
2007-05-05 11:34:48 · answer #4 · answered by USCgirl 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
I've eaten the Flying Spaghetti Monster's noodly appendage.
2007-05-05 11:42:38 · answer #5 · answered by mainwoolly 6 · 1⤊ 0⤋
you are kidding right?..unless for some reason you have an uncle named God and for some reason he let you stroke his beard...um no i have not stroked the beard of a deity...;)
2007-05-05 11:37:06 · answer #6 · answered by quejamais 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
I clean deities like a cat
Yow!
2007-05-05 11:37:40 · answer #7 · answered by J R 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ronald macdonald hasn't got a beard.
2007-05-05 11:41:43 · answer #8 · answered by bastard 1 · 1⤊ 0⤋
Have you ever heard this song?
They're coming to take me away, HA HA
They're coming to take me away, HO HO HEE HEE HA HA
To the funny farm
Where life is beautiful all the time
And I'll be happy to see
Those nice, young men
In their clean, white coats
And they're coming to take me away, Ha-haaa!
2007-05-12 19:48:13 · answer #9 · answered by Pam 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
God has a beard? Maybe she needs electrolysis.
2007-05-13 11:15:24 · answer #10 · answered by memboy7 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
How do you know He's got a beard lol?
2007-05-05 11:34:22 · answer #11 · answered by Sadhaka 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋