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Darwin was a Christian for most of his life. Then he went to the Galapagos Islands and we all know how that worked out. Imagine the poor man's torment as he wrote "The Origin of Species": he was writing stuff that contradicted everything he had always believed.

And whose fault was it? HMMMM?

2007-05-05 11:29:54 · 11 answers · asked by ? 7 in Society & Culture Religion & Spirituality

11 answers

Satan did, okay?
God and Satan were sitting around talking one day, and their discussion devolved into a wager.

God granted Satan many options to mess with scientific evidence for a while, and poor Darwin was the first victim.

Satan is still planting fake fossils...

What scientific chaos has resulted from a silly wager that basically was born of God's and Satan's boredom.

But the church people have remained devout, and have not let fake fossils fool them.

2007-05-05 11:32:24 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 3 0

Charles Darwin was able to see the truth of what was going on in the Galapagos, and he didn't see a hand of god in it. If you ask me, he dumped god by the wayside. Which is where god belongs.

2007-05-05 11:34:03 · answer #2 · answered by Resident Heretic 7 · 1 0

I've played with God before and he hates to be the Top Hat so make sure someone leave him the Wheel Barrel or something. Oh, and DON'T let him be the banker... he cheats!

2016-05-21 03:56:29 · answer #3 · answered by ? 3 · 0 0

the poor??? we are talking about him, we know him, he has done something that remains...who is the poor??? what have you done that will remain after you are gone???
trying to be ironic with a historic figure that has placed his name in the history and scientific books is not something a lot of people can do...whenever you tell me what will you leave behind i will accept that piece of unsuccesful irony

2007-05-05 11:36:22 · answer #4 · answered by alberto k 3 · 0 0

We helped him ape a bit, being english and all, looks intellectual now unlike some we respect more for their efforts rather than special effects.

2007-05-05 11:32:54 · answer #5 · answered by Manny 5 · 0 0

Not a trick, but part of God's plan. God wants us believe "by faith alone". Faith is contrary to ANY scientific proof.
Fault is not an issue.

2007-05-05 11:37:54 · answer #6 · answered by Mike M. 5 · 0 1

Yes, but I always thought his book should have been titled, "Darwin's Dream." And he should have written a song to go with it. " I dream monkeys, so I must one."

2007-05-05 11:36:44 · answer #7 · answered by Anonymous · 0 1

I believe God is nature, and the god of the bible/koran/etc. cant possibly exist

2007-05-05 11:34:51 · answer #8 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

Darwin's. for believing something on such shoddy "evidence".

2007-05-05 11:36:45 · answer #9 · answered by Deof Movestofca 7 · 0 0

Oh dear.

2007-05-05 11:32:36 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0 0

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