2007-05-05 11:05:52 · 3 answers · asked by tanlaask 3 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Girl: "Forgive me father for I have sinned."
Priest: "What have you done my child?"
Girl: "I called a man a son of a bit**."
Priest: "Why did you call him a son of a bit**?"
Girl: "Because he touched my hand."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touches her hand)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call a man a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he touched my breast."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he touched her breast)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he took off my clothes, father."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he takes off her clothes)
Girl: "Yes father."
Priest: "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "Then he stuck his you know what into my you know where."
Priest: "Like this?" (as he stuck his you know what into her you know where)
Girl: "YES FATHER, YES FATHER, YES FATHER!!!"
Priest: (after a few minutes): "That's no reason to call him a son of a bit**."
Girl: "But father he had AIDS!"
Priest: "THAT SON OF A BIT**!!!"
A blind guy on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, "Wanna hear a blonde joke?"
In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, "Before you tell that joke, you should know something."
Our bartender IS blonde, the bouncer is blonde. I'm a 6' tall, 200 lb black belt. The guy sitting next to me is 6'2", weighs 225, and he's a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6'5" pushing 300 and he's a wrestler. Each one of US is blonde. Think about it, Mister. Do you still wanna tell that joke?"
The blind guy says, "Nah, not if I'm gonna have to explain it five times
2007-05-05 11:36:51 · answer #1 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 1⤋
back in the 1800s a british manufacturing company introduced mayoinnassie to mexico. it was the perfect ingredient in mexican dishes. the people of mexico were so amazed by it they ordered a whole shipload of it to be sent to mexico. however, a terrible storm sunk the ship with the mayoinasse. the people of mexico were so distraught by it they decided to name a holiday after it. What holiday was it?
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HAPPY CINCO DE MAYO!!
2007-05-05 18:11:39 · answer #2 · answered by Andrea 3 · 2⤊ 0⤋
Why did the golfer bring to pairs of pants to the golf course????
HE WAS AFRAID HE"S GET A HOLE IN ONE!!!!!!!!
HA HA HA!!!
2007-05-05 18:27:15 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 0⤋