So one day, little johnny, one of those thug kids, ya know, and his two buddies, were walking around school, skipping class. Suddenly, by the stairs, they see their teacher, Mrs. Watson fall, she was wearing a skirt and layed sprawled on the floor. Little Johnny and his friends just gaped, being that the teacher didnt have any underwear on. The principal, who was walking by, realized this, and brought all three kids to his office. Alright little brats he said, how much skin do you see on Mrs. Watson when she fell? The principal looked at the first friend, who replied, well, just up to her ankle, the principal, infuriated, said, your expelled for 2 months. And you? the principal asked Johnny's second friend, how much did you see? Well, the lil boy said, just up to her knee, the raging principal screamed, your expelled for 8 months! Lastly, he looked at little Johnny, and asked, How much did you see? To which little Johnny replied, well, I guess I wont ever see YOU again...
2007-05-05 10:05:43 · 7 answers · asked by make_it 2 in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
Hilarious! Never heard that one before. I like those lil johnny jokes. Dont think I have ever come across one I havent yet. He's a very bright/funny lil boy.
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2007-05-05 10:13:23 · answer #1 · answered by kiako 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Ha Ha! Funny! The boys shouldn't be expelled though!
2007-05-05 17:12:25 · answer #2 · answered by cats 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
HAHA! Great joke!
2007-05-06 01:50:13 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 0⤋
haha
2007-05-05 18:09:06 · answer #4 · answered by Edgehead (Colts 2-1) 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
LMAO! :D dat was hella funny
2007-05-05 18:04:46 · answer #5 · answered by Da Master of Da Rko PAC OFC 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋
great one
2007-05-05 23:49:59 · answer #6 · answered by tm41170 5 · 0⤊ 0⤋
lol
2007-05-05 17:13:04 · answer #7 · answered by Cheerup782 3 · 0⤊ 0⤋