just anything im bored
2007-05-05 09:51:40 · 10 answers · asked by Anonymous in Entertainment & Music ➔ Jokes & Riddles
come on more i like the inaprpiet ones!!!
2007-05-05 10:31:20 · update #1
dont b afraid to use these words k? so dont use these ********** anymore or saying privets dont say "u know what"
2007-05-05 10:35:27 · update #2
A blonde walks into a Library, right up to the front counter and in a rather loud voice (disturbing everyone there) says: "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a medium coke, rush please I'm in a hurry !!".
The Librarian politely reminds the blonde that this is a Library !?
To which the blonde then apologized and whispered, "I'd like a cheeseburger, fries and a medium coke, rush please I'm in a hurry !!".
Have fun!
2007-05-05 10:04:31 · answer #1 · answered by Stratman 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
observed a t-blouse the different day, theory i might share Bush is going on approximately his conflict against the terrorists The conflict against Terror this type of curious Acronym, Asking human beings to help Bush and T.W.A.T. somebody on the Whitehouse did no longer think of issues by. With Governments loving Acronyms plenty while they arise with a sparkling coverage, how did that one slip by, definitely somebody observed!!??
2017-01-09 13:27:37 · answer #2 · answered by ? 4 · 0⤊ 0⤋
Cat lands on top of a chicken and the chicken doess nothing and actually likes it.
Whats the moral of the story?
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2007-05-05 10:16:01 · answer #3 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋
mom and dad r getting a divorce. they r in court each fighting for their 18 month little boy.
the dad notices the jury is on the mom's side.
so he thinks of something smart to say.
he says......
well if i
put a dollar
in a coke
machine
is the
coke mine?
or the
machine's?
get it?
2007-05-05 10:00:45 · answer #4 · answered by Taylah. 3 · 3⤊ 1⤋
A baby seal walked into a club....
2007-05-05 10:03:13 · answer #5 · answered by Someone who cares 7 · 0⤊ 0⤋
What's blue and orange and lies at the bottom of a swimming pool?
A baby with slashed armbands.
2007-05-05 09:55:19 · answer #6 · answered by Spazzcat 5 · 0⤊ 2⤋
this little boy asks his dad, daddy daddy can i shower with you!
his dad agrees and says but dont look down
then hes does not obey and looks down
and asks his daddy what is that!
and his daddy says its a dragon son
then after that he asks his mom if he can shower with her
then she agrees and says but dont look down
then he does not obey and looks down
then he asks what is that
and her mom says its a dragon son
then at night he goes to his parents bedroom
and sees them having a hunky time
then he screams saying go mommy more more eat it!!!
2007-05-05 10:40:06 · answer #7 · answered by bornpsychic 1 · 0⤊ 2⤋
Small boy sitting in the bath, playing with his b*lls 'Mum, are these my brains?'
'Not yet son!'
2007-05-05 10:04:48 · answer #8 · answered by sinderelle 2 · 0⤊ 0⤋
what monster is good at dancing??
the boogie man!! :)
girl: why is your nose swollen
boy:i smeeled a brose
girl: theres no b in rose
boy:there was in this on
2007-05-05 09:57:43 · answer #9 · answered by Anonymous · 1⤊ 2⤋
How many dead squirrels does it take to screw in a light bulb?
2007-05-05 10:25:27 · answer #10 · answered by Anonymous · 0⤊ 1⤋